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Boy, I never missed it.
General.
It gives me such a warm feeling.
- What are you talking about? - For Christ's sake!
We'll call it the thing. Okay, Shel? But you know I mean the engraving.
It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this.
Let me see if I got this straight.
Very nice.
Me too. Good-bye.
- He wants a million-five for this. - No sweat.
I left 'em in a jacket that got Martinized.
I've been around a little. Give a listen.
The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree.
Please, don't bother. I'll find it.
Well, he's got a vault behind the tiger painting.
And this man's death, I'm afraid,
Oh!
All right, you got a point. You're right.
Isn't that the damnedest thing? Right here in the cellar.
And is that Mrs. General there?
I haven't even met the bride's family yet.
And you robbed the United States Mint for the CIA.
So I open the safe, take out a black bag and come back here to the cab.
He's a wild man, that's why.
What'd he say?
Any tax trouble?
- Mwah! - Two days we were crazy.
- Congratulations! - Thanks a lot.
Give me the bag.
- Right. Right. - They're too poor. You know that.
You're really very sweet. I'm getting a little nervous about ‒
To my wonderful American friends.
Or pineapple juice.
I said, fellas, the thing to do is to rob the US Mint.
Sweetheart ‒ It's toothpaste.
I got some tennis sneakers so it wouldn't be a total loss.
He checks out the engraving.
Flamenco dancers of death.
Thanks for everything.
- Stacks of 50. - Yeah, and there's more. We got ‒
The father does some kind of international consulting work.
Vince! Vince!
Watch out! Look out!
Macy's and Gimbels.
She's marrying the son, not the father.
What a nice surprise.
My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money?
- You can see that. - Yeah.
- Oh, listen... - I mean n-normally, he's, uh ‒
I know it, and the cab driver knows it. We both say it.
- Oh, the traffic was brutal. - You knew he was coming?
Cabernet's great.
- Are ya moving? - Yeah.
Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do.
Attaché.
It's in the middle of the next block, just past the Stetson Hat sign.
The CIA.
- You've gotta get some shoes. - I know, I know.
Phone?
But there is a certain sexual component to father-daughter relationships.
Doc, I want to congratulate you.
because of the tremendous red tape in the bush.
I'm very happy that it's to someone as wonderful as Tommy.
and sometimes with these overseas connections I have to scream like a banshee.
You want to know why I'm getting excited!
listening to stories about the Guacamole Act of 1917
Oh, fantástico.
- What is this show? - Are you kidding, man?
I have flames on my car!
- Vince, stop the car! - I'm trying.
What did Dad pull this time?
Vince, can't this wait till this afternoon? I'll be off around 5:00.
You took those slides of them that never came out, remember?
- All right. Any problems? - None.
I'm being irrational?
That's them. Are you okay, or are you gonna be totally hostile to them?
I gotta run, Sheldon.
No, not really. I'd like to resolve this somehow.
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes.
A crime punishable by a maximum sentence of 40 years in a federal penitentiary.
- the ones that I robbed yesterday ‒ - Yes?
- I'll stand still, all right? - Happens all the time. Excuse me.
- No! - Give me that bag.
Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow.
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.
- How could you? I almost got killed. - I know.
¡Presenten armas!
Well, maybe this will make it up to you.
In the counting of the invitations.
Piece of cake, Sheldon.
but we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home.
Shit! Emergency! Open the door!
- That's standard procedure. - What?
- I can't stay here. - Okay, but remember, serpentine!
I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience.
$6,000 a year tuition to listen to this.
Yeah, yeah.
- ♪ A tree that may in summer wear ♪ - This chicken is really sensational.
Sí, sí. Hey, Vince, you won't forget I did this, eh?
TWO THINGS SHEL. DON’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS SCAR.
Keep moving.
- He's nice? - He's nice.
I'm all backed up.
- Do what the doc says now. - Vince.
- Jesus, he's a raving fruitcake. - Don't underestimate him.
- Yeah. - Very interesting gentleman.
Oh, dear.