Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a great dentist from New York,
Okay.
This, uh ‒ This tiger, I recently purchased for only 25,000,
You were sensational, Shel,
Sweetheart, I love you very much, but I know about these things.
You noticed my friend, eh?
SERPENTINE HARRY!
They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.
Let me see.
You can make it on your pension?
What did I do?
Totally ass-backwards.
- That was a magnificent thing you did. - It was instinct. I went crazy.
which is American dollars, now they're all set.
Really.
No, the pig is alive, Shel.
- Uh, there's one in the kitchen. - Where is the furthest one?
Nice work, Sheldon. Piece of cake.
Let's not fight about it. I'll go into the city tomorrow.
this flag would already today be flying at the UN.
You're being absolutely Sicilian about this.
Right.
There are signs. Just follow 'em.
That door never opens. Use this one.
What about right now?
Just stay the hell away from him.
- Psychology on parade. - Go on, Shelly. Let her talk.
I'm the classic agency type.
SERPENTINE!!
Mrs. Adelman, sit tight. Don't clench.
My general.
No, the cab has stopped. We're on West 31st Street.
Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.
- I understand completely. - You don't understand anything!
Julia Child says Cabernet's great.
Grab him by his shoulders, Shel. And pull.
- Yeah. - There's gonna be gold riots.
Hit the deck!
- My God. - Oh, the things he told us.
- We gotta make a run for his car. - We'll never make it.
- Hmm? - As a matter of fact, I did, Shel.
Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta.
- I want that thing out of my house! - Shelly.
I can't.
You have dinner at my house, you drag me out of my office,
The worst thing was that we lost a half dozen good men who had teamed with him.
- The art. - The art.
- So what happens if you get caught? - We won't get caught, not if we ‒
If you know my heart, as you say you do.
And you, my dear, sweet American friends,
♪ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight ♪
Get outta there!
Now, the thing ‒
I had a patient today, Mr. Hirschorn, said I should call the whole thing off. Yes.
You know we almost got killed here?
I keep getting shot at, and I-I can't handle it anymore.
Oh, yes, extremely innocent. You know, I think my hearing is shot.
In a second.
- Are we square with you? - Yeah.
Okay.
No, I'm expecting a call from Zurich, honey. You watch the chow.
No, don't go home under any circumstance.
Well, maybe you weren't.
sitting around a Christmas tree, and we're all gonna have a big laugh.
- How's the wife? - She's fine.
- There are a lot of boors in the world. - Ah, you can say that twice.
I commissioned this great man to do a new flag for this country.
♪ Come out tonight ♪
Fine.
- He was crazy about me. - I was very impressed.
I'll be gone a couple of hours if you want to join me.
It's a very fitting monument to you, sir.
- You called the agency? - Yes, I did.
You know, if Chiang Kai-shek had ever made it back to the mainland,
Oh, hear, hear!
Out of the car.
The Price is Right. This is the all-American game show.
Fabulous. Fabulous work.
We're whipping along South Factory
Uh, Billy.
Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed!
You'll see it, but don't see it. You follow my drift?
Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a he.
There's been a slight change in our flight plan.
Well, there's one in the basement, but it's a mess.
The way you handled yourself, I can't tell you how impressed I was.
All right, let's get this over with.
Anything we can do to help, feel free to call us, huh?
¡Rápido!¡Rápido!
There's always a valid reason.
I'll just be incredibly receptive.
The windows weren't functioning properly. Isn't it always the case?
- Sounds good to me. - There will be panic.
501 United Fruit Boulevard,
- You're very sweet. - Vince!
Um...
José Grecos de Muertos.
- I'll be waiting. - Airfield?
Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he got hung up.