Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But listen, that kind of money by tomorrow, that's impossible.
Wait a minute. You made all that up about him on the phone?
Oh. And the parents?
You never take an early lunch?
You okay?
- No kidding. - Yeah.
You've been with them how long? Twenty years?
Miguel!
- No kidding around. What do we do? - This is it, Shel. That's all she wrote.
It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting ‒
via the General Garcia toll bridge.
It was done in the name of something pretty important which you couldn't understand.
Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget.
through many happy and peaceful years.
- Yeah, well, I have a good practice. - Yeah, it looks like an absolute gold mine.
What's going on here?
You got a family and all, and uncles and aunts and cousins.
I'm here with a man who works for the CIA.
And they're supposed to guess what all that crap is worth?
Who are these guys? What, are they after you or what?
Bravo. Bravo, bravo.
Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for?
What did you say?
You're a total stranger. You called the agency.
under the provisions of the Guacamole Act of 1917.
Well, I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I'd say howdy-doo.
You're going to have to leave the office. Dr. Kornpett, I'm sorry.
You robbed the United States Mint on your own?
- An hour late. Great start. - I'm sure there's a good reason.
♪ I think that I shall never see ♪
Vince, it's 9:00 in the morning.
Uh, Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance to the success of this mission.
- What's the story on this guy? - The general?
but I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high.
I just don't know what to make of it or what I should do with it.
I don't think so, Barry.
That's a relief. I was beginning to get worried.
It's worth it. Man, believe me, that's a quality paint job.
Okay. Let me ask you a question.
Flies.
- You can get up. It's all over. - Shel, we can get up now.
- Did you get your shoes? - No, they were all awful.
Roll over!
- Vince! - Shelly!
I'll get this, Shel.
No, no. He no like the food.
I think she's right.
Go away from me. Don't look at me or talk to me.
Serpentine! Serpentine!
- It's a wonderful thing, General. - I don't know when I've felt so proud.
- Dad, this is a million dollars. - Yeah, it's not enough? I'll give you more.
and my own son derogates.
His accountant tells him to take all these deductions, but he never does.
which were stolen yesterday from the United States Mint.
General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya!
I'm not talking about incest, for Christ's sake.
Serpentine!
- It's 1270, man. - I said, keep going!
- Day after tomorrow, huh, Mrs. Kornpett? - Oh, God, don't mention it.
Oh, that's very funny.
- Oh, thank you. - We're just very, very glad you're here.
Shel, the end is in sight, I assure you.
What did you do?
- Oh, Jesus Maria. - This is Alpha Beta! Come in!
A GHOST ???!!!!?? IS YOUR GHOST GOING TO REPORT ME ???!!!!??
Vince, if it's so cut and dry, you don't need me, right?
- Taxi, señor? - Sí.
Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough.
smoke out the action and nail those bastards.
- This morning. - Well, I never have that kind of luck.
It's an engraving for a bill. Here, look.
SERPENTINE!! SERPENTINE!!!!
My goodness, this is some kind of engraving.
This is from Shelly and me.
What are we doin' up here? I don't understand.
Sí. Down to business.
No.
I'm getting to that. Sit down. Finish your soup.
Good. I need the American Embassy, please.
- General? - ¿Sí?
Lobby. Look at a magazine.
There's no reason to be sorry.
Complete stranger. He sat down here next to me.
Isn't that always the case?
Goddamn. You take the fire escape. I'll take the stairs. Go.