Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can sympathize with your feelings. - Don't come in. I want you out of my life.

I graduated second in my class.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, come!

No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

I agree. It must have been anarchists.

I have flames on my car.

Yeah, I think so.

I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail.

- Is there anything I can do for you? - No, just wanted to say hello.

How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something.

731 Fifth Avenue. Pronto.

- I don't smoke. - This isn't lit, General.

Stand up straight, be a man.

Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!

There will be looting, rioting in the streets and suicides.

end up running down the streets with bullets flying past their heads?

- Sounds like plenty. - It's a lot, huh?

I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you.

Well, it's very, very good. You don't get this kind of stuff in New York.

At least this one don't make any bones about it.

Spare this man.

And well worth it. I'm having a wonderful time.

These are small enough?

We'll go home with Billy and Bing. Have a few laughs, okay?

- It's a Latin-American syndicate. - Okay.

Listen, listen.

- Well, they thought I was bullshitting. - Who thought you were bullshitting?

- What are you doing in here? - Did I startle you folks?

We hand him the engravings.

- That was very lovely, Mr. Ricardo. - Yeah, I feel the same way, Dad.

Oh, it's such a minor thing. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.

is your unwitting participation in this serious federal crime.

You're just always makin' these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths.

What's goin' on?

- With the bag. - With the bag.

Get out of here. Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you, Vince?

They're fine. Perfect.

All right? Sí, sí. Sí, sí. Gracias.

He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing.

Ah, I show you, hmm?

You did. Travels all over the world. Hasn't got time to meet the new in-laws.

It's urgent. I'm in great danger.

I read the newspapers.

Oh, it was an incredible sight.

This is a girl from the village. This is a prostitute.

- Hi. - Hello, Mrs. Kornpett.

We never played ball together on Nagle Avenue.

even more lovely, more sacred.

General, could we have a sedative for Shel here?

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play.

Sure, he's lovable, but he's completely out of his mind.

and these people intend to run off billions of dollars of this currency.

Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die.

Involved? That was my idea.

It's very good.

But we want to make a quick stop somewhere else first.

501 United Fruit Boulevard.

Mr. Hirschorn ‒

Four years at Mount Holyoke so she can marry into this.

And there might be two guys hanging around outside the front of the building

No, no, two more visits oughta do it fine.

I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince.

- Goddamned Arabs! - They're lowering us now.

- Very lovely. - Billy.

Well, the mother's very nice.

Can you close your mouth? Can you bite down?

This is a major international deal.

My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area.

Well, I don't see that much television. I'm out of the country a lot.

I was in the jungle ‒

Like I say, it's no big deal.

Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.

Well, you can imagine how I felt, General,

I work for the CIA.

Vince, how long did you actually live in Guatemala?

I hate to go through this thing without at least the option of a blindfold.

then the German mint, and then the Swiss mint.

Dad, where the hell have you been?

Fettuccine Szechuan.

Now, do you have the money?

- Well, th-then they're behind you. - No, this I did on my own.

Nine months. My God. That really must have been something.

The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets.

- You made a call. - Yes, I did.

It's all my fault.

She cannot bite down.

We'd love to stand around and schmooze, Barr, but we got a big day tomorrow.

I'll probably find an acceptable pair of shoes.

Uh, General, I'd like you to meet Dr. Sheldon Kornpett.

- That was a mistake. - Some mistake.

Beaks? Flies with beaks?