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Do you think maybe your cart wasn't stolen? Maybe it just left on its own?
but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty.
I know he's a tool, but then how come I feel so horrible?
Good effort. Do well in surgery.
- How you holding up? - Fine.
You and I both know that he would have spent most of that time
Let's handle this like men.
No! No! No!
Nice speech. Nobody cares.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm serious. Bow down. Now get out.
- You? - All good.
I did it because I'm proud that a girl like you
Yeah, and I'm sad for you,
Oh, no. Now I'm not gonna get to wear the Traveling Pants this week.
and I know I act like an ass sometimes, but I thought you saw through that.
from a horrible disease known as Being-Dr. -Cox's-Bitch-itis.
- What? - We are never going to learn anything
Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole?
(LAUGHING)
Dr. Turk's a cutie.
- Yeah, kind of. - And when you guys hang out, is it fun?
what's under that pus-y, filled mess.
Here's actually what's going to happen.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Well, not we. We are not a we.
Right, physical therapy. The miracle of stretching.
All right, who wants a key to a golf cart?
- I am. Now, if you would please say it. - No, I'm too pissed off!
- Hey, how many keys did you make? - Mmm, just a couple.
'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode.
(WHISTLING)
And so, if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend.
Art's been slinging peanuts at the ballpark for 40 years.
but you just can't help it, 'cause you have to know