Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster.

but I really did end up having a good time.

The Delta Cubes, or whatever.

Not now, not ever. No.

Well, that's true. You know what?

Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%

PE is survival of the fittest, Troy.

You are a complicated man.

Which college is he going to choose?

And he was recently arrested for selling marijuana

Gettin' crazy up in this club?

Look, the group is giving some big shot a tour,

The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for 10 years.

You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.

All this hoopla is not what Greendale really is.

- That was horrible. - That was awful.

Splingles have 30% less fat.

♪ You've gotta dig down deep

The perfect mix of low intellect,

Maybe Greendale suddenly has a frat.

gets you free refills in the cafeteria,

(in slow motion) Pop pop!

Please enroll in our school. Please, please.

(Blows whistle)

All: Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!

The name, brand glitter really shows.

Then, I remembered classes don't give out trophies,

so it's my job to keep you busy.

When my kids talk past bedtime,

Okay, Archie goes to Greendale now.

He's been all over me lately to hang out. It's weird.

to be treated like a normal dude...

to teach the most unteachable student there is.

Brand-new. (Laughs)