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a student is choking on a plastic golf ball.
Ah.
Chapman: Three, two, one!
Release the whores.
♪ Get dirty
I use my angry voice, and I say,
City college bought you a vespa?
Onward to the Microbrew Pizzatorium!
Not bad, coach Bennett.
Yep
Pop quiz, coach Barnes,
Well, who put the salt in his cereal, huh?
like that jet ski I sunk,
Memories will be made tonight. (Cell phone rings)
You're getting ditched by the cool kids.
feel free to eat that other greasy brand.
or the extended pencil warranty.
Human beings, it's official!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we in the internet provider game call a "whale."
so I put a fishbowl there instead.
(Both chuckling)
(Sighs)
but I will not change it for you.
♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year
You heard him, Annie! Bling the king!
Now, how can I put this?
And Greendale is Magnitude saying "pop pop."
You as well, coach Bennett.
Entertain us with your ineptitude.
Joey: Sorry, coach Bennett.
Honestly, after all that, you still eat splingles?
Now, let's set sail and hunt that whale!
If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot,
Archie: Wah! Sweet!
I'll second that motion.
I will come in that shower and kick yo bare ass!
I will neither chill nor relax.
- Coach Guest. - Coach Panos!
your tour may be lacking a little...
♪ She's a dirty girl
Oh, tons. (Chuckles)
Delta Cubes, operation, slack attack!