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- And you must be... - Oh, Clark Kent.
No further questions with this witness, Your Honor.
Yeah, neither do you.
- Lois. - How about a statement?
Get a list of everyone he helped me put away.
Superman, isn't it true...
...and cappuccino this morning. - You followed us?
My mother spanked me when I pointed a water pistol at my sister.
Even if you weren't my wife.
...I wallpapered the entire house by myself, super-speed.
This voice synthesizer makes me sound just like you, doesn't it?
I'm sorry, Lois, but my conscience won't let me lie for you anymore.
It will be.
Oh, my God, it's Lois Lane!
Through the door, not the window.
Mr. District Attorney, care to make a statement?
- If he sees anyone else, he'll bolt. - Then I'll just hide in the bushes.
Okey-dokey?
...a symbol of decency.
See for yourself.
...when she runs out of cream for her coffee.
The DA's trying to convene a grand jury now.
Somehow, when I think of newlyweds bonding...
Listen. Okay, okay, okay. So I'm Big Mo, right?
...with his investigation into the Sykes case.
I don't just want Lois Lane behind bars.
So I was standing right here.
Not you, Wolcott. The hallucinator.
- Great, have a nice life. - No, no. Wait a second.
- I'm afraid I don't... - Smile, damn it. Straighten your tie.
- I'm listening. - You want more...
Turn to your left.
...well, not always polite, but all those other things...
Your Honor...
...that this may be too tough a situation here.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
... with the ball resting on the 27-yard line.
In fact, you've saved her life on more than one occasion...
- And he tossed me the gun. - Which you thought wasn't loaded.
I heard something about some woman named Danko and a videotape.
...and she's the best at uncovering it.