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Because we've eaten. We had a late lunch before we came here. Seriously.
Lars and I, we're going to spend the night in a hotel.
Okay. Come here. Help me out here, Armond.
Little Mary Richards.
- l-I'm not? - Check the ratings book.
See, the way things are now, Mar,
So, Mary, what do you think?
- Can I get you a drink? - Oh, sure, Mar.
What does that mean? An entire family of midgets tuned us out?
What?
Oh, all right.
You know, sometimes you're very depressing.
Armond is bringing his wife.
but if it continues this way, I could lose my job.
You've been thinking what I've been thinking...
Excuse me.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Yeah.
Well, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?
- Oh, Howard. - No, name one person.
It's just the pictures I took of the total eclipse of the sun.
that would make it not doing too hot stretched out.
If there's one thing that's worse than being single,
We both want to thank you for a lovely evening.
- Anyone recently? - No.
It's been kind of a long evening.
I'm getting a pencil, paper and make a list.
You're so great.
I remember. I remember.
When I ran over Armond, I never dreamt I'd find myself a new girlfriend, Nancy.
Not a chance.
- Maybe you can whip up something quick. - Whip up something quick.
You can help. We're having 19 of her little friends over.
We've only been married for three weeks.
I have to get up early in the morning anyway. I'm playing golf.
Mary, you're not tired or anything?
Now all we need is someone for me.
no matter how lonely I feel,
Say, I've got an idea... for posterity.