Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, man, you fought for her?

Know what? I'm gonna call her and cancel our date.

Didn't I tell you? She's perfect.

Man, this weekly jog

Well, don't you think a 5 is a bit much?

give me another chance. Is that right?

I didn't even ask for it. You don't have to ask for that.

to know each other. Oh, really? Really?

You don't look happy.

Your dating life has been a serious threat

She's coming over tonight.

Better than wonderful.

I have two bad grandkids,

Yeah, I guess it is kind of fun.

But all you bitches turned out to be bat-shit crazy.

Well, black women don't wanna be happy.

Mm-hm, hot date, tonight, huh, brother?

I should try to be someone totally different.

I blame all of you.

Oh, tell us, tell us, what other incredible things

I'm okay, thanks.

Whew. Thought you was a ho for a second.

I mean, I know I made mistakes,

or even the shit-your-pants scariness of a Kimbo Slice.

Almost positive.

You can't take that good loving away from us!"

She'll never respect you now.

I can't believe it.

I love it that you're friends

Granddad, I found her.

I didn't know she can do that.

I've already dated those guys.

Ruckus, get the hell on. Go.

Sweet thing, you.

in his rectum than you think.

Someone who's not a dorky old man.

or about one of your many, many, many kids.