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* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
if I stop here, do you?
Police might shoot me by mistake.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
have you done that only you know about?
Marry me, Miss Ebony Brown.
Hey, it's me again.
Robert, Robert, the key to happiness
that you cured that disease
Look how happy I am.
I don't know,
even when she's with me. Especially when she with you.
With all these young men
But you did marry a white woman.
Yes.
is to eliminate all black women from your life.
* I know you're The one for me, baby *
I am so, so, so, so sorry, Ebony.
Sure am. Uh-huh. See?
I think it's great that your friends care so much about you.
Say good night to Miss Ebony.
A jail nigga was good enough for momma,
it was great meeting the both of you.
I launched this page with high hopes
in the Olympics that tuck they testicles up, either.
It was all just a big misunderstanding.
And y'all think because I'm a pudgy old man
Too much? For sitting a foot and a half away