Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Malaysia? What's she doing there?
about women who can't let go of their baggage?
Regular.
little nappy-headed children by the time they 21,
You saying I'm too old to wear an earring?
What do you wanna know? Anything.
But don't think I won't punch one of you punkasses in the eye
Yeah, it's like everything she says is perfect.
Well, of course she do. Sarah is a human being.
Don't be a hypocrite, Granddad.
I said I was giving up on women and that's what I'm gonna do.
but there's just enough truth to make me examine myself
and the flight is 12 hours.
Is you happy?
Next week you'll have some crazy adventure with another woman.
Robert, I don't want to date those guys,
Myself? Nah, that'll never work.
But I didn't use any of that stuff, I just had to pee.
How long since she called you?
So you just put that little GPS gadget thingy
ex-UFC welterweight champion.
but it's not healthy.
Fuck you. No, no, no, you don't.
every time I wanna use the bathroom.
I like this one. She's different.
Maybe your problem with women is you pick crazy ones.
Oh, yeah, somehow it seemed longer than that.
An average-sized man can smuggle more cocaine
Mr. Valet Guy, can I speak to you over here
She just smarter than you.
Is something bothering you?
It's okay, Robert, really.
Why, Lord, why?
Yeah, a little other-side-of-the-planet space.
Well, I run a non-profit organization,
I hope we can hang out again before you steal
I like to be able to see. Lights on?
Well, Robert. Hope you not feeling
No bat-shit crazy women, please.
Robert. I'm really shocked
To whom it may concern.