Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I can change his mind?
If I don't, I'll get something else. I'll find a way, even if I have to walk.
It's been my experience, General...
When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache.
Now, we'll talk this out.
Leave Leslie to me. Start the car. The car.
There will be no lollygagging in this hallway.
- They're with the baron. - The baron?
Hey, conductor!
...Teddy Roosevelt and the United States government!
They've been waiting for me.
They said I never could. Get off of the bed!
Jack, honey, don't get rough. He's the guest of honor.
What are your plans for the future?
Chicago to Cleveland? That's been done.
You're a brave woman, Miss Dubois.
In the Kingdom of Carpania if one doesn't waltz...
That was exhausting.
Sit and drink up. The evening's young, we're all going to have such a gay...
Obviously, they don't know who I am.
...as long as you let me go. What do you say to $500?
He's getting in the boat.
We're lost on an iceberg, and doomed to drift with the tide and melt.
He jumped!
I wish Mumsey were here.
You cheated! You cheated!
Board!
They're there, I swear it. Come on, save the professor.
Never!
TODD LINSLEY for CITY COUNCIL I hope you win, you Good Linsley, you…
Running away, Baron?
I'm the first woman to edit the newspaper at my college.
Really, sir, you surprise me.
Push the button, Max!
Bury the hatchet.
...unveils its latest and greatest achievement.
Mumsey...
Come on, Professor, rise and shine.
I think we got it now, Professor.
Concede?
I demand to see the American Consul.
You give them beads, makes them friendly.
Matter of fact, his prowess with the blade...
He doesn't want a key, he wants gas!
Frisbee, just get the bird.
Thirty-seven inches to go.
Who is it?
You're wasting your time.
You're gonna attend that meeting tonight...
You can't talk to me that way! I'm a member of the press.
Oh, Leslie! Leslie!
Unfortunately, just for the night. We have to leave in the morning.
Max, the back!
Just a moment.
I'm getting a new tucker-inner. Banished, banished!
I mean, a long race. A very long race
Enter the race. Enter your own car.
At last, the Great Leslie is finished. I've won!
You mean...
But if you were to send for gasoline now it would be in Grommett when you arrived.
Now if you'd won the Men's International Fencing Competition...
It's been this way for years and I see no reason to change.
You want me to feed you?
What difference does it make? A few hours one way or another.
They'll erect a monument to me!
- You can't go now. - What do you mean we can't go now?
You're right. With Leslie on the loose, every second counts.
And you, sir, are a slave to your puritanism.
Lily, this here's our guest of honor, The Great Leslie.
But has she raised her skirts for you and shown her calf?
I am king!
Too much champagne.
Coming through. I got it.
...you're as emancipated as a confirmed spinster in a knitting bee.
Looks like a beautiful night.
I hope you win. I hope you win!
Champagne, Professor?
Max! we're Number 5.
Thank you, Baron. So do you.
It's a secret.
- Representing The Sentinel. - What?
Push the button, Max.