Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We shall win!
Unhand me.
- I know Paris. - So do I.
Jack, honey!
He's right.
Aye, aye, sir.
- Max! - We've got to save the professor.
- Come on, Max! - All checked.
Land!
I am a female past the age of consent.
Don't yell!
You talk a good fight, but when it comes down to it...
Not the... android phone
...he's had enough and he didn't think you could win anyway.
Frisbee, leave the room!
Gentlemen, I propose to prove that the American automobile...
Max! We're number 5.
- Yeah, but that's... - No, it isn't.
...to our guest of honor, The Great Leslie!
There's only one way to find out.
The coronation is tomorrow. I hope you'll stay, you Great Leslie, you.
You've never seen a woman's leg in a silk stocking.
But two Kwakiutls in the same blanket...
Good evening.
Very big. The head very big.
Professor...
An admirable point of view. For anyone, but a soldier.
I'll emancipate them from the drudgery of being servants or saints.
What do you say to that, General?
Just stay away from the automobile. I'll sign it for you.
Hold it.
Nothing to worry about. We have a lot more champagne in the car.
Boys, would you care to join me?
Professor, time to get up.
Come back here.
It's very simple:
Deadly serious.
Hi, there.
- Will you be in Potzdorf long, Mr. Leslie? - I'm afraid not.
I told him, and he said that...
- Any fool knows that a woman cannot... - That's right! Any fool!
And another thing...
If there's anything I abhor, it's a sloppy tucker-inner.
You going to sign or do I send the gas back to New York?
He's got everybody. We've got to go save the professor.
- No. - I'm afraid this will be necessary.
If you had provided me with transportation to Grommett...
Coming up.
Close the door and hurry it. Bring it up!
What are you talking about?
Yes, sir.
Get off the car, please. Will you just get off the car?
Terrific. Let's go. I got the car.
I'll show you! I'll enter the race myself. I'll enter my own car and I'll beat you!
Over my dead body. Unlock those handcuffs and get out.
What about Miss Dubois and Hezekiah?
Professor Fate. And who might you be?
Your Highness should visit India one day.
...some last minute business.
Just one moment, please, sir. I will not leave without Hezekiah.
My way! They let me win!
A cheap carnival performer, a fraud, a trickster.
Don't Just Friday Mean Surf Of The Shack
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon
There's a fight! Fight in the saloon! Fight!
- It's 7:30. Up and at 'em. - "Up and at 'em!"
I'm a reporter.
They're there. Cross my heart.
- You gonna give us any trouble? - I beg your pardon.
Let's discuss the whole thing completely. Right from the beginning.
...or, by jumped-up Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
"He who fights and runs away, may live to fight another day."
- Somebody get me a rope. - You want a rope?
Just keep your eye on car number 2.