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he used to be my soccer coach,
Do not compute.
but, I don't know; this place kind of grew on me,
Have you considered joining the Historical Society?
a spicy meat stick,
I'm sorry.
and he said that I wasn't gonna amount to anything,
People, focus!
betrayed.
(cheers and applause)
(phone ringing)
the cinnamon ones so much. I just feel sorry for 'em.
like, best friends with her dad.
-Hey. -How have you been, Dad?
Okay, Kelly, Maybe if you had a job,
Yeah, then he dumped me. (chuckles)
Wait, were you the picture of the Siamese cat
Shrub, you out there?
with my grandma while you're on the ground,
"A," the skillet toss takes real skill.
And you and your friends go in there and muck it all up.
-(chuckles) -But your aim's for [bleep].
Take as many potatoes as you want, son.
SHRUB: Yeah, so the guy Kelly kneecapped,
KELLY: So his real name's actually Lloyd.
(laughter)