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-Are you calling my farm crap? -I am!
Hey, bro, let me help you with that!
It's just I spent three months making this.
and we deserve some damn attention.
Don't tell me it's Norma's B&B
Now, I just want to give out a special award to someone
This whole town has it out for me!
(big band music)
I don't want you getting
Hey, June, have you seen Shrub anywhere?
Mickey and me were born on the same day
of the "Flatch Patriot," which has a circulation of 535--
Trust me.
-Everybody, stay calm. -(rocket whistles)
See?
and last year, someone gave birth to twins.
(sobs)
25 years old. It's such a funny story.
Colonel Flatch gets lost one night with his regiment,
KELLY: Well, a skillet toss is where you take
-Yes! -Oh, yeah!
(whispering) So sad.
Tell 'em why.
they just, like, free-form the whole body.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, Mickey, we'll totally pay you in made-up money.
and then he married Nadine.
Oh, check it out.
Fine, I will take my nan on the balloon.
(robot scarecrow screaming)
(fireworks pop and crackle)
but I guess I kept achieving
and his was pretty much, like,
Well, I'm young at heart, you know?
Uh, whoa, you fill out your voting form?
Oh, you know, changing diapers,
Oh. (chuckles)
(laughter)
-Sanitary. -SHRUB: Oh.
Mm.
SHRUB: Run! Take that, Fargas!
Okay, well,
This was right in the middle of my field.
-Seriously, such a weirdo. -So...
(chuckles) Yeah, no kiddin'.
Yeah, there was a mix-up.
We are an upstanding town,
I told you that.
So where--where you staying?
Great job. Okay, okay.
Are you kidding me?
for, like, a little bush.
(cheers and applause)