Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Break the cycle, Morty.
Mmm, trash, I love trash...
Definitely saving this one!
I never said you're worthless.
Yeah, there's not a ton to "get," genius,
after the bar closed.
You think you can [bleep] with me and get away with it?!
You don't deserve these!
Kicking off my new franchise!
Then it's time the Portal Boys get themselves a portal gun.
We're just leaving, like, a hospital
like with this weirdly primitive catapult, but --
Sorry for the tractor beaming,
Anyways, that kind of experience shakes you up.
Cut you out of my life.
than wiping an unearned smirk off my grandson's face.
forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture
Look, I don't know how I let this happen
Remember your training, crows.
I guess the "joke" being that crows are stupid?
You are a doctor for god sakes!
Maybe we are, maybe we're not.
Not so fast, Morty.
Finish him, you fools!
Oh [bleep]. You were supposed to die!
If ya nail this next one, I've got bird quaaludes.
Ahh! Nick: Gah!
In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth:
Ah, now I see. The real treasure is empathy.
Oh. It's me, isn't it?
And now you're thinking, gee, maybe if he cares enough
Goddamn it, Harold.