Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah. Yeah, I see it.
I think it's cool.
(whoops)
(grunting) In my home!
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to the first annual Wagstaff Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament
I can't help it if I keep coming up
(grunting dramatically)
when anything-ball is all anyone talks about.
Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing!
Boys and girls, I give you...
Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays?
It's-it's about the kids.
Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch!
Oh. Still glad I played.
Can you read them TV?
- you don't have to, but... - Oh, great, okay, buh-bye.
No offense, but how much longer
I'm just picking up
She's got a mouth full of, uh, words?
I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it.
- You can go. - Oh.
With a man bun?
Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy
Not all librarians want to shake their hair out.
- Somebody? Little help? - Could you get that, Gene?
I'm sure. Let's go, let's go!
Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics
Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive
What have I been using? (Shouts)
- Abraca-books! - (laughs)
Wanda... Wordmouth?
You know, maybe this read-off was kind of silly.
where it doesn't hurt.
Ooh! Watch the lamp.
Mm, Tina, don't fucking say “ugly car king”
Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern-Ando."
And then, there were two.
from the Ga-Ga wieners.
Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language?
That was gonna be my first choice anyway.
What's that? You want another boob?
- You wanna come? - Yes.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
It was an honor to pick your dingle-berries.
That must be so much fun, reading to kids... I'm jealous.
(cheering)
Hey, there you go.
Two third-graders playing catch with a shoe.
Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat.
ALL (chanting): Ga-Ga ball!
You'll be not here, when I get back?