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I meme good?
Our neighbor Ned Flanders drops by unexpectedly...
I tried to hurt my back unclogging your own septic system. I tried to hurt my back unclogging your own septic system.
[ Rumbling, Gurgling ]
(SAX OPHONE SOUNDS)
Hey, Moe, what is that hoity-toity beer they're drinking?
(RETCHING)
You lost Your job?!
(LAUGHING) Get them hooked.
what would happen if julia gillard was the logo board game? oh god i'd refuse to play her before i got her out of the box.
Ja. Before the dark days fell on my people and we lost everything.
"X ylophobia" would be a fear of xylophones.
You know, kids, the real drowningest catch is man.
Why you little... I'll kill you!
Now, when will you be starting the interview?
MAN: You fellas, too! Come on!
It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing.
(MUFFLED GROANING)
Yep. Eddie loves his lobster and port wine. But it comes with a price.
[ Stomach Rumbles ]
(LAUGHS)
[snoring]
Yeah, and Eddie's laid up because of his gout.
Oh, I don't sell beer no more. I only serve Aquavit,
- There's one, Chief. - Well, he's too far, Lou. That's not fair.
What are those unhealthy he/she-sounding things?
(EX CLAIMS HAPPILY)
(STOMACH RUMBLES LOUDLY)
I can't read this sloopy-bloopy writing.