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‐ Stop that, get off of me. I‐I‐I'm happy as a train!
It's just a dumb line. I‐I‐I'll give it a chance.
‐ How? We're not gonna fit in there!
Like pottery or Korean hentai.
‐ I just wish I could tell Nova.
Maybe become a motorcycle next time. Think about that.
and have him back here before anyone knows he's gone.
So we could do it together.
‐ Were those gender reveal canons?
[hooting]
I'm reverting back to normal. It's just going to take a while.
[crackling]
[clears throat] Whoa, whoa, hey. You can't talk to me like that.
‐ Why would you not believe in ghosts? You're a train.
‐ No, I don't know what you're sayin', Terry!
Wife wants me to up my protein.
New Korvo has to practice for a Stomp audition!
[SOBBING]
Don't have much time. [grunts]
just like in Silver Streak.
‐ This javelina needs a mouth guard.
[muffled squealing]
Just a little bit longer.
‐ But you have all your own hobbies.
‐ I was in a focus group for a new Funyons hard seltzer.
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