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Stabbed you through with a toothpick cane because‐‐
‐ Is, uh, Terry here? Green alien? Super hot and moist?
♪
‐ He gets all backed up with the stuff he eats off the ground.
[sirens blaring] ‐ Oh no, Korvo!
[giggles]
‐ Hey, guys, check out this tiny Lulu‐‐
Wait, why aren't you slowing down? ‐ I'm a long‐ass train.
[inhales deeply]
That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
[squealing]
‐ Uhhh‐‐
[coughs] ‐ What the hell happened to him?
KORVO: W‐w‐what are you doing here?
They don't sell 'em anymore.
‐ How long are we going to hide you in the back of this musty church?
TERRY: Crap, crap, crap! Don't hit me!
We've been preparing for this together.
♪
‐ Look at him. I think he's really sick.
‐ Exactly. I'll stay in disguise until we get to his inner chamber.
TERRY: Stupid trains. I'm over it. KORVO THE TRAIN: Hey!
‐ But why? Javelinas are famous for eschewing dental hygiene.
Oh no, wait. Wait. We forgot about Kendrick Lamar.
[coughs] You told me you were gonna get into jogging.
Not packaged for retail,
‐ Aah! Aah! [clanging]
You're who you love. And that's me.
‐ I signed an NDA in blood.
‐ What? ‐ Javelina.
I invented a model train ray.
I'm free to do whatever I want!
we'll be on to the next episode and this will be done.
‐ It's just until we know Pezlie is safe.
Jon Lithgow as the villain, no, thank you!
‐ I have never seen you knit!
‐ We'll text you a reminder for your six‐month checkup!
we have to jack his mouth open and climb inside.
YUMYULACK: If we're stuck here, I wanna be as far from you as possible.
‐ Thank you. ‐ Is what the old Korvo would have said.
The more the merrier, right? ‐ The more the shittier!
‐ This one better work, or it's back to being myself.
Korvo, I think there are needles in my eyes!
‐ It's exactly 1.2:1 scale of an actual train,
‐ What we're doing right now is it? Y‐y‐you love waiting in lines?
‐ Dystopian law enforcement officers don't fit in with my motif.
[evil laughter]