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- Morning, Mr. Bach. - Hi, Ken.
Mr. Bach, your father will see you now.
Listen, don't worry. I talked to the warden.
And now there’s a good chance that I shall go …to the hospital
- Can you take the next 60 years off? - I'll have to ask.
All right.
Why--? Don't they know what they do to kids?
I'm sorry, Arthur.
...and has decided not to marry me.
This is funny stuff here.
Right. Now, a table for one, sir.
I'm sorry, Arthur, very sorry, but as of this moment, you are cut off.
Well, I looked a little.
Hey Diksux!
Let him in.
stay. griffic
Hello.
You're never going to be alone again.
Another Beauty
Now You Tell Me
- Can I kiss you? - Please.
You're a man who has everything, haven't you? But that's not enough.
I'm not gonna marry her. I've told you that a thousand times.
Good luck in prison.
Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
I'm through teaching you anything, Arthur.
So I love you. You'll find me a friend.
I was kicked out of 10 prep schools. I was a bad kid.
- What is it, dear? - I don't love you.
You've made the right decision.
Harold lost a fortune gambling. He's sick. He's a sick man.
Aren't they great?
How does it feel to have the vaccine? It feels great
Where's the rest of this moose?
Tonight I'll drive myself.
...go screw yourself.
Look, this is ridiculous, Arthur.
Hello, darling.
Hobson, do you know how miserable I am?
- No one in my family ever drinks. - That's great.
Actually, I feel foolish...
Well, don't touch the door. I'll do it.
I understand.
- Oh, are you good friends with Arthur? - Oh. For ages. Ha-ha-ha.
How come you got all this money for all these drinks?
All right? Nobody should be alone.
Trump’s Valet has Corona
He gets all that money.
Shall I...
What?
She's dressing. I will inform her that you're here.
- Goodbye, Bitterman. - Goodbye, miss.
Well, offer to take my tie.
Of course.
No. No.
- Yeah. What's it like being a waitress? - Well, it's fun. I mean, you know, someti--
Now that's funny !
...to the library.
- Uncle Peter. And Aunt Pearl. - Arthur. You're looking well.
I want a decision, and I want it now.
How are you? How's Arthur?
I wonder, could you tell me where the wedding party is?
Yes. Bathing is a lonely business.
Look, no sweat.
Closet.
- Bitterman? - Yes, madam?
- And she'll make a wonderful wife. - Yes, wonderful.
Arthur.
- Good evening, Mr. Bach. - Good evening, Mr. Butler.
And there never will be.
I've got a terrible headache. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Do you know what I consider to be my most precious possession?
Your regular.
Uh....
Mm.
Pays his family back by being a stinking drunk.
I can't marry Susan Johnson.
Where to, sir?
I am studying to be an actress.
Don't you hate Perry's wife..?
Is this a joke? Are these Polish girls?
The reason you haven't seen much of me...
- You may wait in here. - Thank you.
- Where the hell have you been? - I'm sorry, darling. I got caught up.
- Take care of it. - Take care of it? I already named it.
I love a chicken Made at home
She does have a certain Eleanor Roosevelt quality.
- Get in. - Right.
I told you, I've only got a cold. Now go and get engaged.
Oh, of course. I'll take care of it, Mr. Bach. Thank you very much. Thank you.
He just said that Chester
How are you? I got off work early. Listen, do you like lasagna?
Is there anything you care for while you wait?
Thanks very much. Have a nice day.
You'd better watch out You'd better not cry
Yes.
There is an engagement party December 2nd At the Widowmaker Tao Room in Braintree
- Four. - Where were you when I was selling cars?
Arthur, I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting this young woman.
Now, that's funny.