Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, she invited us for dinner, and I said we're having a tuna fish sandwich.
...in something as devious as this.
- All green? - I don't wear sweaters.
Now, I have to tell Susan. Come with me?
- Put your arm around me, Preston. - Of course.
Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You haven't got 50 pairs of short pants...
- I am Arthur. - Yeah. What're you drinking?
He's become a responsible citizen. He'll be a good husband.
Oh, hi, Linda. I think you know everyone. This is Susan's father.
Don’t you hate Perry’s wife?
The wedding is a month from today.
I had every intention of winning.
The service here is terrible. Where the hell's my drink?
Have you seen a doctor?
Susie
…
Please go to the party.
Would the more attractive of you please step forward?
- Come on, Hobson. - He wants to see you alone.
Arthur. You are a charming boy.
Don't you wish you were me?
Yes. Imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be.
Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures.
Thank you, sir.
Slut?
- I like him. - Likewise, I'm sure.
I'm a little nervous. I'm getting engaged.
Marty, he's pouring a drink. I'll have to get back to you.
- We're gonna get you out of here. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Follow me, please. - Well, sure.
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Linda-- - We had some laughs. Good luck.
I need a drink
Dearest Rayo:
Tell me, has there been a death in your family?
- And I want you to make her happy. - Mm. Oh--
Ah.
I can't tell you her last name, because that would be indiscreet.
Who is she? This one you met.
Love the Park
Nigel, you're such an arsehole
Aaron your a Spoilt little bastard
Linda Marolla?
Arthur "What are you doing" "and why are you talking like that?"
Do you have any objections to naming a child Vladamir?
Then fill a glass with Scotch.
Why is it you can make me laugh at the saddest times in my whole life?
God, this is gonna be great.
de sp
Arthur
Do you have today's Pravda? I like to keep up with Russia.
Love your hat
I'll-- I'll miss you.
That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?
Pardon me… Oh! You’re a Hedge
Nobody knocks on a door at 3:00 in the morning.
Aren't waiters wonderful?
- It is a tie. - Surprise.
...I'm getting engaged tonight.
Your grandmother and I have had all the papers drawn up.
Okay, now, this has some iodine on it, so it might hurt a little.
A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.
He’s a nobody from Queens
- Great. - I don't love her.
I beg your pardon?
...was spending the evening with a stranger who loves me.
You'll find them on the top shelf, to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream.
No thanks, Bitterman.
Launching /disinfo?
You have my permission to marry him.
Oh.
...to be alone.
And I was all alone.
Uh, I don't know. Oh. I have plans for tomorrow night. What should I wear?
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
Although I'm supposed to marry Susan in 20 minutes.
Okay.
...I was a millionaire by the time I was 18.
She lives in Queens. She's nobody.
...there will be no wedding.
I saved my money. I haven't had a drink in a month.
What's the matter, Arthur?
I hope you like it. If I don't get a job soon, you may get it back on your birthday.