Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello, Arthur. - Hello, Mr. Johnson.

I'll Alert THe Media

I'm gonna go to the bus stop now.

But the Communists, they go in the Army.

...don't ever talk about her that way again. She's the best person I know.

- It's a great ring, isn't it? - It's a beautiful ring.

We have strawberries. We have blueberry cakes.

I know you're frightened.

Listen, um, for lunch, um...

Without a love of my own

Do you remember...?

- Do you like me? - You're cute.

Will you stop smiling at me like that?

One night at the hospital, he fell asleep. I was watching him.

Doesn't Aunt Pearl look wonderful, darling?

You-- You can count on--

The Bach family must endure. And not on a subway.

Arthur, last night, I could've sworn the moon was following me.

It's been a distinct pleasure

Oh, Hobson, I'm not gonna face my father sober.

We don't need your money.

It's called Woman Admiring Pearls.

And as you know...

And it is a job that I recommend highly.

I knew it would be different spending an evening with a millionaire.

That is out of the question.

Good afternoon.

- Even a girl? - Ask me, Arthur.

- Do I have to go on with this? - No, of course not. Of course not.

I can't wait any longer.

I have a brother who moved to New Jersey.

- Arthur, the ceremony's just-- - Yeah, yeah. I know. Um--

He don't wanna go in the Army.

Ow, that hurts. I hate it. Stop it.

I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

Don’t screw with me But

There has never been such a thing as a working-class Bach.

- There are three books. This is important. - Mm-hm.

I'll alert the media

I mean, I just want someone I know to see me get out of this.

But what the hell?

...I killed a man.

Eddies dude night

You-- You take your average kid today, friend.

Four dozen, please. And I want...

- Fine. - Good.

What does he do?

Oh, look who's up.

You mean, why I'm a hooker?

Did you sleep well?

Phone my father and Mr. Johnson and Miss Susan.

- Are you married? - There's only one woman for me.

One never knows.

- A funny thing happened to me today. - Yeah?

I've got chefs working at 6 in the morning all over town.

Oh, what about your aspirins?

You're a good son.

Would you be divine and get me a gin and tonic?

Oh, I know you have it, but is anyone sitting at it?

- Really? - I met this girl.

Arthur, your children will be senators, ambassadors.

- You don't mean cut off from the--? - The money, Arthur.

And I'm sorry for what I said about Linda.

- Oh, I turned her down. - Oh.

We really have to go now. So....

...one of those poor couples on the subway who hold hands.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't help it.

You know, Hobson, I....

The easiest thing would be to lie, but I like you--

It feels great.

Hey, lady, where'd you get the car?

One of the horses just fainted.

- Thanks. Where's my roll? - We're having it monogrammed.

penny all you time

- That's how small it is. - Small.

- Hi. - How are you?

He's Taking the knife out of the cheese!...

I know. I know.

Right. Get over here. She's terrible. Does she always hit you like that?

My doctor has advised me that I must drink 10 of these an hour.

Yeah, well, he's in it, Chester. Tell him, Alfred.