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I've never taken care of anyone.
- Haven't you had enough? - I want more than enough.
That's what I'll do.
Arthur, I don't want you to be alone.
...is because I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town...
Well...
No. No.
I was in the neighborhood.
I'll be with you in a minute. He's starting to get on my nerves.
Aah!
a real woman could stop you from drinking coffee
That's just because you've never seen me sober. Now, come on, eat.
Burt Johnson? He's a criminal.
- I want her. - Uh-huh.
I won't be seeing most of you anymore, because I'm....
She looks great.
I fell out of the goddamned car.
Oh, God, Hobson, please. Don't die anymore. It's getting very boring.
...and obey me...
Test Test
- Get me a cop! Get your hands off me! - Uh, Chester. I'm Arthur Bach.
I see.
You can't lose with me. I know you too well.
This is not an invitation.
Oh. God.
Bartender. We would like two more, please.
I don't love you. I don't love you.
Say goodbye to her, Arthur.
- We'll eat some cheap, disgusting food. - Stop!
...and gives them to her father. She's funny.
Don't screw with us...
Don't screw with me, Burt.
They freeze to death in summer.
Most people are poor.
Were you scared?
You'll be ironing.
Could we have--? Could we have a little quiet here?
You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria.
You know, I really hardly ever take the bus, ever.
- A fern. You need five. - Right.
Hello, girls!
Yes, quarantine is a lonely business
But do you like me?
To Faf, a dead man
I was looking for Linda. I hope this is the wrong house.
Good luck in prison
It feels great
Bad kids don't grow up as nice as you are.
Good morning.
- You had to be there, right? Yeah. - You are quite amusing, sir.
Aww....
I never got to love anybody.
Made me think of another classic …
We are ruthless people.
- And I love a chicken made at home. - Arthur.
- Susan. - No.
Listen, Marty...
- Mm. - Let's go.
Uh.... Um, ladies and gentlemen...
...to work for me.
Oh, you're a hedge.
I take it this bum will be calling you?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
You nut.
Mr. Bach, you understand it's my job.
- Did you feel funny? I mean, I feel funny. - No. You may have a cold.
Congratulations. Father sends his regards.
To Faf....a dead man
Well, we had a bad night. He was up.
Take them back...
Fine. I respect your integrity.
Noisy.
- Oh. You must be Linda's father. - Yeah. It's kind of late.
I think we're in trouble.
And you are a delightful child.
Don't Fuck with me Burt!!
Give her a shot. Jesus Chri-- It's you against her, Perr--
- We're gonna be great. - Yeah.
- What the hell's going on here? - She's getting your roll.
Perhaps even a president.
And a Memory from your 16th Birthday Party…
- Perry! Come over here! - No, no!
Same principle as Santa Claus.
- This is not a big place. - We understand that it's small, Arthur.
I've reached a decision.
- Okay. - Take it easy.
Her name is Linda Marolla.
Thanks a lot. That's flattering.
Isn't life wonderful !!! A hot bath, cold drink, and The Allman Brothers on the stereo
Actually, seriously, um...
Oh, Susan.
Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi, Linda.
- Did the lights go off? - Hobson, just talk to me, okay?
At your age, Martha, it might just be dangerous.
If I begin to die, please take this off my head.
He's been tired quite a bit lately, Bitterman.
Have you ever seen her face...
- Can you move, Arthur? - No, Daddy. No!
...and so...
- What's so funny now? - I sometimes just think funny things.
Get dressed.
It's what I live for.
I'm very pleased.
Oh, we all are, Arthur.
Madame, I am sorry, but we have absolutely--
I know. He loved you very much. Did you know that?
Oh, I'm sorry.
- What the hell is going on here? - Stop that this instant.
Do you think he wants some cheese?
sya stay griffic
How does a Spurs Pmayoff win feel? Feels great.
Oh, if only someone I knew felt that way.
And I hope you'll enjoy this one.
But he's my husband.
Let me be unhappy, will you?
I've always been rich, and I've never been happy.