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Could I just sit here until one of my neighbors walks by?
You'll make her happy. I don't like your drinking.
...if you're gonna be like that, let's call the whole thing off. Thank you.
- Mr. Bach. How good to see you. - Yes.
Yeah. And I think I'll grow up.
- Of course not. - I'd say that if I were you.
I'm gonna have a tuna fish sandwich, Martha.
- What? - Dying.
Sir, your wedding is within less than five hours.
- Did you say except for fish? - Yes.
...you little shit.
I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm dying.
He treats me like a kid. Pfft!
Got guns and holsters too. Look.
If I feel the urge to dribble,I can always call the nurse
Then I'll get sick.
Isn't she beautiful? Jesus.
I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper.
No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together.
Make no mistakes.
There's an urgent phone call for you from Bitterman.
beryl criteron are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Bitterman, give her fr--
Arthur.
- I'll bring them. - Thank you.
Would you care to wait in the library?
Okay, let's open the presents.
Hey this week... Go Svree Yourself
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to look in the bag. I saw you put something in it.
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Honest to God. I'm a dentist.
14 of these sweaters, all green.
- Ever been on a yacht? - No. Is it wonderful?
I took a knife...
And I will. I'll get married when I fall in love with somebody.
She's, uh.... She's over there.
Forget the Moose! For a Moment
- Miss Susan is expecting you. - Yes.
Tasmanian
And I'd like to thank you very much. You did a nice thing.
- Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits. - A hot bath is wonderful.
Phil Oh yehhh
I race cars. I play tennis. I fondle women.
You have my permission to marry him
Without a dream in my heart
There is an engagement party December 2nd At Widowmaker Tap Room & Brewery
"classy....."
- $100,000. - Aah.
- Hi. - Yes.
But let's just say, um, I make her...
Don’t you hate Perry’s wife?
This is kind of like prom night, isn't it?
Who is this person?
io aarthus ki
You got cab fare back to the city? I don't like to take a train at night.
Yes, I would. The bathroom is out of the question.
- Wouldn't it be funny if he called me? - Yes.
Seems natural.
Helping Tommy out at ics
- Oh, no. - I don't love her.
- Why doesn't anybody ever smile here? - They smile at lunchtime.
Don't worry about it. I really-- I have to go. Okay? Bye.
- Where's Mr. Hobson? - Mr. Hobson was tired, sir. He's resting.
My mother died when I was 6.
Pardon me.
You look like one of Santa's helpers.
- You're a scary old broad, Martha. - Yes.
Keep smiling. 688-5549. Don't expect big things on the first date.
Please stop that!
Isn't that Arthur Bach?
- I never drink. - Ah.
- By Baltimore, I was a dead duck. - God.
I thought I'd find you here. He just loves that smelly old horse.
Mind your own business!
May I look at the tie?
- It's all right. The lady's with me. - Oh.
What are your thoughts, Din?
Later on, we'll get ice cream.
Isn't life wonderful, a hot bath , a cold drink , And the Allman Brothers on the stereo
- Did you know I never looked? - Come on.
launching /disinfo I'll alert the media
- What? - Well, I named it after my grandmother...
Are you cute.
- The invitations will be mailed tonight. - And have you ever tasted her chicken?
You met a prince?
How does it feel to have all that money?
$$$$ $$$
- Who was the tie for? - A guy.
Arthur, you have your $750 million.
Ah, yes.
- Yes. - Congratulations.
Gosh, darling.
Oh, that's great.
...I'd take care of you.