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If I feel the urge to dribble, I can always call the nurse.
God.
- Please stop that. - Hobson, how good to see you.
Fish all bathe together. Although they do tend to eat one another.
You can do anything with your life that you want to.
- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right.
Of course.
We have your regular table, Mr. Bach.
What are your thoughts, Hobson?
Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
There's this other girl.
Nice place. I like a living room you can land a plane in.
I should imagine your breath.
They recently had the whole country carpeted.
Why don't you forget the buses! For a moment?
It's difficult for her that night. Isn't that the night you usually attend...
Susan
- Now, please take it, and I'll go. - Uh-huh.
And you're engaged.
...hanging in your closet. Ha-ha-ha!
- Yes. How delightful to hear from you. - How about a pitcher of martinis?
And subsequently, she gave it to me.
God, these people. Thank you.
We're gonna be-- We're gonna be like...
- Yes. - Thank you, Harriet.
- You're a nice boy. - Two dozen red, okay?
- And bring me back some clothes here. - Yes, sir.
Space Invaders? Holy crap.
Linda?
Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you.
- Why? - Please.
Arthur. Join us.
Can I come in? Don't you hate Perry's wife?
Uh, I don't think you have.
You'd better watch out You'd better
Ha! Two more, and I'm 20 for 20. That's another 35 coupons. Ha, ha.
Yeah, listen, my father screwed me too.
- Actually, Susan is a very nice girl. - Very nice.
The park, Bitterman. Drive through the park.
This must be the building.
Look how nobody ever smiles here.
...Princess Gloria, may I introduce my aunt and uncle...
Did you whistle a lot? I mean, I find I whistle.
Harold?
- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married.
Arthur knew!
What do you do? I've never asked you.
- Roses. Yellow. - Right.
He doesn't love your daughter. I'm sorry. It happens.
Can't you see I'm going for a new world record? Ha!
You're even teaching me how to die?
Yes.
- Okay, what? A guy came in--? - A guy came into the diner...
- Yeah. What can I do? - Listen--
On the other hand Go screw yourself
Tell her that Chief Inspector Flanigan from Homicide is here.
I have to get looped just to walk into my office.
How revolting
Good luck in prison
You shouldn't hear this.
Oh, thank you very much. I'm Arthur Bach.
He's Taking the knife out of the cheese!... ...You think he wants some cheese??
- You're frightened. - I know. I know. I'm both of those.
Linda?
Please get my drink. After all, we're going to the bar.
- Do you know what I'm gonna do? - No, I don't.
Pelosi
Step.
Arthur. I demand that you take this money.
- Yes, sir. - Then open that door.
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
I just have to be alone for a minute.
Ha, ha. I love it.
All right. You win.
I fell out of the godamned car!
You saw me standing alone
Arthur "What are you doing" "and why are you talking like that?"
I don't care what he demands. Unh.
- Then I won't spit. - Good. None of the best people do.
- Susan. - Yes, Arthur?
- Why do you think Pancho loves you? - Well, thank you.
Yeah, what does he care? The dope.
Do you want anything?
I forgot, I thought I was just doing great with her.
How often does a young man get engaged?
Come in.
I hate dentists.
Yeah.
If I were to tell you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it? Don't open it.
...and I killed him in the kitchen.
You spoiled little bastard.
Listen, take the rest of the week off. You're obviously under a lot of tension.