Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I were to show you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it?

It took me two buses, three cabs and a train...

Tonight is New Year's Eve. Third time this week.

It's a little joke.

I don't wish to put it on.

- Can I help you? - Do you recommend the French toast?

You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Ha.

- I love it too. - Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, no. You don't have to do that.

Is that the funniest thing ever?

You have a wonderful economy of words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

On seeing the hag…

- You all right, Bitterman? - Yes, sir.

Why did you steal that tie?

He knows when you've been Bad or good

I've seen bedrooms.

I've got him right where I want him.

That's horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition...

Why are you so happy about all this?

Are all the ones he passed up coming?

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

You know, ever since I met that Arthur, I just liked him.

A real woman could stop you from drinking.

Will you cut it out?

- ...on my mother's side. - Oh.

YOU LITTLE SHIT!

...to get into the neighborhood, but what the hell? Ha-ha-ha.

I wish you luck in your poverty.

I would give anything to see you in the morning.

You should have been there the day I freed my goldfish.

- Do you think he wants some cheese? - No. I think we're gonna die.

- I could get fired. - Oh, no, you won't.

- I can't bear to think of you that way. - I need Linda, Hobson.

Which is out of the question. I swear she'll be happy.

Young woman, this is a tie you cannot steal.

Perry, you're a dead man.

- Oh, you poor thing. - Stand aside.

...and you live here. Want a drink?

- I'm funny. - Yeah, that's it.

Since Hobson's death, he's stopped drinking. He's anxious to work.

God, that's funny.

Unh. Ha, ha. Thank you, Bitterman.

Oh, yeah, right.

- How are you? - Princess?

You'd better watch out

Does Arthur know you're here?

For all I know, he shot it while you screamed.

Thank you so much.

One for you, one for me. Put it on.

Hell is the matter with you

Oh, here comes Mrs. Nesbitt. This should kill her.

I'm telling you why

There's more of it. You like a tour?

This is what I am.

I don't love you.

You can count on me

I met a nice guy. With my help, he could become a prince.

There's-- There's teeth and gums and blood.

Don't drink anymore, Arthur.

I know this woman. We were shopping together.

I'll try to be sober, and I'll try to make you happy.

...with another woman.

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you.

- He's my father. - Yes.

Here, I'll take that.

- Tell me your entire name, darling. - Preston Langley.

...I want the trout almondine from Lutèce. Tell Henri it's for me.

...he just kept on sleeping.

When asked how it feels to be rich....

You're going to be a wealthy man for the rest of your life.

I mean, this is just hypothetical. --if I don't make her happy?

You ask them for things, and they bring them.

- I have something for you. - For me?

...and be a good boy?

- It goes with everything I own. - Ha, ha.

Here, keep the change.

You must have hated this moose.

Don't Screw with Me Bert

I'll alert the media.

- We'll be poor. - We'll be poor.

Look, it's over.

- He seems drunk, but he sounds sincere. - Eat your roll.

Congratulations to you, Arthur.

- Aren't I? Thank you. - Wednesday?

Must've been something, growing up with all this.

Don't screw with us.

- I got the kippers and eggs. - Great.