Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm glad we had this time together. You're a funny guy.
Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening.
I mean, we're all dressed up.
Arthur, is it wonderful to be...
You're not leaving anyone.
Isn't that the funniest thing ever?
I took the pizza. I mean, I'm not crazy
What do you mean?
I could love somebody.
- She is my treasure. - She's very nice.
I just want you to know, if he doesn't show up for this wedding...
I came here to beg Arthur to lend us some money.
Congratulations, Father. You win.
Then guessing would be out of the question.
Do you know why girls marry so badly?
You tell her.
- Thank you. - I love this song.
Except for fish.
Hobson, I raised my voice to you. I've never done that before.
It's-- It's terribly small. Tiny little country.
Stop being so nervous.
Of course, you can't depend on that light.
...to the hospital.
- Right. - But it's just so hard to get a cab.
There is an engagement party tonight at Arthur's father's house in Southampton.
Would you go to the bathroom and bring me two aspirin?
...would you like me to get you some Scotch, sir?
Although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
It'd have to be a real big woman.
and Dave said
Permit me to introduce myself.
Sujd
- Let me buy you another drink. - Right.
- You really look out for him, don't you? - Yes.
- Bitterman, um, do me a favor. - Yes, sir?
- What? - You're looking wonderful, my dear.
I know that.
When I was a kid, I used to open all their stalls and let them run out.
- You seem upset. - Now, Susan loves you.
Don't screw with me, Bert! Don't screw with me, Wendy!
You're so drunk, you can hardly stand up.
I used to hide, and you never found me.
You're the rich one? The one who drinks?
- No. - No.
Uh, yellow roses. Two dozen.
I took the pizza...I mean, I'm not crazy
Good. I have to talk to the waiter now.
Perry, for God's sake, she's gonna kill you. Get in there, Perry.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
And send two dozen roses to your wife, the skinny one on the train.
One foot oh pardon me Ah jasus you're a hedge
Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
- I'm Arthur Bach, the groom. - Congratulations.
Linda?
- I'm from the gutter. - Oh, I understand. Yes, the gutter.
...few princes.
Oh, my God.
Weird.
I'm an actress. I mean, I'm studying to be one. Ha, ha.
Sorry.
Arthur.
- What's your address? - Uh, miss....
Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson.
Ah.
Yeah? Great.
If you and your undershirt would walk two paces backwards...
I wanted to tell you the other night, but I--
You know...
...songs come and go, but I love the classics.
Sorry. It's your job to be older.
- Arthur. - What?
Arthur, I love you.
I'll take three dozen of these shirts. Um, assorted colors.
Goodness. I sound like a dime novel.
...their kids are learning how to fight.
- Does he? - Yes, he does.
- That's Arthur Bach, isn't it? - What if it is?
Fine. No problem. What?
You're with me, and you can ask that question?
I want to marry you.
- Isn't she just beautiful? - Of course she is.
Give her friend $100. She came in second.
Figure it out.
I love you, Arthur.
- Would you introduce us? - Oh, how stupid of me. Uh...
You are too old to be poor.
Well, I would walk, and I thought that the moon went anyplace that I did.
...I can set you up in an apartment, and we can--
I'll alert the media.
Wait. I'll get it.
- Good. Look how excited he is. - I'll come home from work.