Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Engine room, where the hell's my drink?
- You're such a schmuck, Chester. - I asked her to pick out a tie.
Okay Why are you a hookah?
I know how alone you are.
You know, Arthur, your father is going to demand that you marry Susan.
How does it feel to have the vaccine? It feels great
Now, stand up, son. I wanna kill you with my bare hands.
Well, princess, we're gonna have fun.
Thank you.
The bride has had second thoughts...
- What's that? Uh.... - Yucca plant.
First Date??
Mrs. Nesbitt deserves the entire treatment.
Bitterman doesn't have to take me. Hi, Bitterman. Heh.
Don't Screw With Me
You, um, probably ate out that night.
Oh. I was away at boarding school most of the time.
Bitterman, stop the car. Stop-- Stop the car. Girls, girls, g--
My name is Linda.
- No. - My daughter.
- What do you do? - I'm a dance instructor.
Is there something wrong with him?
Marry Susan, Arthur.
I'll alert the media
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- You seem to find humor in everything. - Yes. Sorry.
Some of us drink because we're not poets.
There's a very small country in the West Indies. I mean small.
Well, now, ahem...
Santa Claus is coming to town
...which would seem to indicate that the night is over.
I'm in love...
Not in front of all these people, dear. They might think you're an animal.
It's 85 cents in a cab from one end of the country to the other.
When I was 11 years old...
Look, the money. Arthur, can you live without the money?
- How does it feel to have all that money? - Feels great.
I often think, fish must get awfully tired of seafood.
I'll have another one. You want another fish?
- I just told Linda I was getting engaged. - I don't know why.
...promiscuous?
He knows when you're awake
You're such an asshole
I'm getting married soon.
- Don't give me any stuff, buster. - Oh, listen, Raymond, Raymond.
...14 of these sweaters, all green.
I hope it's not late. Who am I talking to? Oh, it's me, it's me.
Her name is Susan.
...you and Grandmother and the family?
You'd better not pout--
Tasmanian
- Bitterman, goodbye. Thank you. - I'm going.
You must have hated this moose
Thank you.
Don't be afraid, Arthur.
Aren't waiters wonderful? You ask them for things, and they bring them
And I do it in an ugly way.
And I can't stand her.
Don't you move, Chester. I don't wanna see you move out of my sight.
- Arthur, will you take my hand? - That would leave you with one.
Oh, thank you very much. You've got a lovely....
We want this marriage, Arthur. I want it. Burt Johnson wants it.
Son of a bitch.
You're such an asshole.
God, isn't life wonderful, Hobson?
- Linda? - What do you want?
I'm glad to have you here, sir.
- I'm here to get engaged. - Won't you come in, sir?
And, um...
- He shouldn't be eating that stuff. - I don't want his last meal to be Jell-O.
I don't know.
- Step. Step. - Arthur.
This is for you, your father, and your acting career.
- What did you say? - What's going on?
Arthur, I shall never offer you this money again.
- Daddy. Daddy. He's not worth it. - Just sit up.
I understand, Mr. Bach.
Now, your father and I talked about it. I want you...
You can get drunk. You can throw up. You can forget to call me for months.
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That's all I've ever wanted to be.
If only we had some Communists here.
Say hello to Harold for me.
launching /disinfo?? I'll alert the media
You're miserable? I've got all this, and I'm on a salary.