Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- For what? - For leaving you.

No. The reason is, there are so many girls...

- You told me. - Well, I am.

I do too. That's why I had you come over today. Ha-ha-ha.

- Yeah. Um.... - Oh, thank God.

- I wish we had made love. - Yeah.

Okay. Why are you a hooker?

You got trouble, mister. You're never gonna work on the East Coast again.

Long Covid affects ones ability to make decisions. You may be right... I can't decide.

...I know this is last-minute...

- Miss? Miss? I-- - Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.

Gloria, I would like you to meet Hobson...

It is thrilling to meet you, Gloria.

Are you a hooker?

I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only.

- I was on a train. - Oh, yeah.

Good afternoon.

Do you want another fish?

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there And wash your dick for you.

But if you got sick, or anything...

- Lady, I got customers. - I'll have it.

- I hate my father. - Then purchase four dozen.

I hope you're happy.

Want me to read you some Shakespeare?

Hell is the matter with you

Look, when Susan and I get married...

Everyone's always taken care of me.

Would you ask the lady at the counter to put this on my bill?

Come over here. I want you two to meet.

Yeah. But right now I'm working as a waitress. A lot of talented girls do that.

Susan. You get down here this minute.

...I'm very glad you're here.

That would leave you with one

You come here at 3:00 in the morning to say goodbye?

Don't you hate Kevin's wife

- Millionaire drunk playboy. Mm-hm.

...and then pulled out--

- Now, Linda, it'll help you. - Yeah. Look what it's done for you.

What's so funny, now? I sometimes just think funny things

- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them.

How did you know when you fell in love? I mean, how does anybody know?

If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it.

This is a goner.

For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles.

She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties.

Uh, as you probably have surmised by now...

I haven't seen much of you lately.

...they can still spot young gentlemen in love.

I hate how alone you are.

- You're drunk. - I-- I--

Now, is this the slut that you've disgraced my daughter for?

Have you seen Linda Marolla lately?

The aspirins are for you, my dear.

- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it.

And I'm much stronger than you are.

I mean, with that man lying in your kitchen.

Oh, yeah? What time do you get off work?

Here comes Mrs Nesbitt This Should kill her

- Great. Thank you. - Great.

- Thank you. Oh, your hat is lovely. - I've heard.

After only 12 games, I have 80 coupons.

We have an ant infestation.

I've always been poor, and I've usually been happy.

- Here's your tea. - I despise tea.

- Ah, ah, ah. Miss. - Hey. Hey.

We have an ant infestation.

I wasn't talking to you.

- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur.

You’re such an asshole

Well, frankly, Father, I'd rather starve.

"Perhaps You'd Like Me To Come In There And Wash Your Dick For You..." “You Little Shit!!!!”