Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you have any objection to naming a child Vladimir?

I want you to go to work.

Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation.

Hi He just said that Chester

- What--? You want some coffee? - Where's my roll?

I'm going to be, uh...

- You wait here for me? - If it takes forever.

...do you promise to love me...

Where is the rest of this moose?

I'm just in everyone's way.

- I'll cover for you. - All right.

- Are you somebody's father? - No. I'm a drunk.

- Why'd you do that? - Because I hate an infection.

- Hobson? - Yes?

So you mean cut off from the...?

No, actually-- Actually, you're both very attractive.

I know. But I'm--

I see. Thank you.

May I kiss you on the cheek?

No, I know it's silly, but I was only 8 years old.

Well, we'll have to.

Even comforting now.

- Thank you so much. - Not at all.

I was gonna put it on my bill.

It's enough to make you sick.

- Hamlet was in big trouble when we left off. - No.

Well, perhaps fate will lend a hand, Arthur.

- Don't be a lover. Be a person. - You make me happy.

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...if there's one thing that old gentlemen can still do...

“You little shit!!!!”

- It's right in that room over there. - Ah.

How does it feel to swear? Feels great

Mr. Bach, you look terrible. You haven't slept in a week.

Look, as long as we're here...

- Did you forget your garter belt? - No.

I'll never be alone. I have you.

It's gonna cost you $100.

- Why, it's a basketball. - Yeah, well, what the hell?

Oh, it's the regular table? Wait a minute. Regular chair.

Right over there, in that room.

- And I'd like to say that-- - Try not to speak.

She won't know what hit her. You'll be aces with her.

- It's on the floor. - Oh, I hate it when that happens.

- Will that be all, madam? - I think so.

Everybody's dancing here.

Goddamn it, why are you such a snob?

- Good afternoon? - Yes. May I come in?

- I don't know, Martha. - You don't know?

You feel unloved, Arthur? Welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved.

Are you a hooker?!

You know, I didn't inherit money like you did. I started with nothing.

You've got a lovely, uh... Hat!

- ...the ballet, darling, with your father? - Yes.

No. That's another little joke.

Isn't my grandson handsome, Harriet?

Of course you hate it. People work here.

And I'm gonna take care of you.

Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur.

I fell out of the godamned car

I'm sure we know a lot of the same people.

I took the money. I mean, I'm not crazy

I relish the compliment.

Look, I have to make dinner.

I'll alert the media

- It's almost a billion dollars. - Oh.

This is a tie you're going to have to work for.

Whoo. She does spectacular things with a chicken.

You're the only woman at this table.

Thank you. Now your goggles.

- See, if you'd have just let me get-- - Ow!

- Pulled out what? - Pulled out a gun.

- Who is he? - Just a guy.

Jesus, I forgot. I just thought I was doing great with you.

And make sure you give him your address and your phone number.

Shall I get the car, Mr. Bach?

How does it feel to have the vaccine? It feels great

You're really wonderful.

Well, have a nice day. Thank you very much.

I'm very sorry to have disturbed you, madam.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

This is a tough room. I don't have to tell you that.

Send them to my address, will you?

You have a wonderful economy of words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

...and I have brought you orange juice, coffee and aspirins.

Will you marry me, Susan? Take the weekend if you want.

- Oh. - It makes you unreasonable.