Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I often think ... Fish must get awfully tired of seafood.
Would you make me a tuna fish sandwich?
- ...when you don't know who he is? - He looks okay.
This is a robe. Please put it on.
- What, dear? - I'm in love with another woman.
Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you.
She's the one Arthur saw the other night. She lives in Queens.
- What do you do for a living? - Oh.
Can I come in? Don't you hate donald trump?
- Did you say princess, Arthur? - Yes. Yes.
It's very hard.
You know, we have to make sure that these two wonderful kids stay together.
I do.
Are you a hooker?!
You mean cut off from...
Come on. You used to make me eat.
This is not the way I wish to be remembered.
But I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.
...um...
I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant.
My father raped me when I was 12.
What do I have to live for? I'm a failure at everything.
I can't tell you what a lousy wedding that was, Bitterman.
- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine.
Everyone who drinks is not a poet.
...to this address?
Hey this week Go Screw Yourself!
...Peter and Pearl Bach.
No, Arthur is far too fine a person to be involved...
Do you remember when you used to play hide-and-seek with me?
...how rich are you?
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- We just ordered. - That's always their excuse.
Excuse me.
Arthur, I'm frightened.
- I'll get a job. Mm-hm.
But, oh, there's something about her, Martha.
- Arthur. - Mm?
One of my kids, my youngest, my baby, needs an operation.
Would--? Would the one who thinks I'm attractive please step forward?
Tasmanian
- Yeah. - It's awful...
So I turned her down.
This man wants to know where Linda lives!
And I can't stop thinking about her.
- Yesterday, I met her outside Bergdorf's. - Good, good.
I'll put it on.
Susan
Yes. If she murdered the tie, it'd be a perfect crime.
- Money has screwed me up my whole life. - I know.
Where in the hell's my hat?
Unfortunately, every time you have an erection, it makes the papers.
So you had six relatively good years.
I have to get up and go to work in the morning. Stop kidding around.
Gloria, I have arranged breakfast for you on the east patio.
...we usually get what we want.
What else can I buy, Hobson?
Is Susan here?
You know, Arthur...
You're the weakest man I've ever known.
Hey Ray Well don’t ya
I'm still glad I came here. Made a fool out of myself.
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna take a bath.
- Please don't do this to me, Father. - I've been waiting for you to grow up.
- Well, don't make a scene. - No, I'm sorry, but there--
Hey this week Go Screw Yourself!
What are you doing here, and why are you talking like that?
Could we just talk for a moment, away from all these people?
I see. You're a little strange, but cute. How are you?
Linda, you're here.
I've cried because you're so alone.
Dad...
Oh, my God, my....
- For 19, you get 15 coupons. - Ha! Ha.
How much is the subway?
- She'll drop dead. She'll love them. - Right.
Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you.
Hello, Mr. Bach. You really should stay out of this.
Now tell your story walking before I call a cop.
Listen, old man...
Nothing.
Aunt Pearl, may I say you're looking younger every day?
One foot-- Pardon me.
- Sorry I'm late. - Oh, Arthur.
I want you to eat this. You know what this is costing me?
Hey week of September 18....
How does it feel to swear? Feels great
Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?
- Arthur, will you play something for us? - No.
The dealer jerked me around on the price a little.
Hello.
When you're 11, you probably don't even know there's a law against that.
A memory from your 16th birthday party….