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[ Growling ]
YOU'RE ONLY CALLING US A COW COLLEGE BECAUSE WE WERE FOUNDED BY A COW
Oh, Doctor, I'm crazy. [ Sobbing ]
through music and dancing and Tae Bo.
# He works in heaven #
# He's got the power #
[ Beeping ]
[HUMMING]
Three, two, one, pull!
King Kong coldcocked Kato Kaelin.
Now, folks, a 7-5 football season doesn't come cheap...
- #Feel it, feel it ## - Wow. He dances better than Jesus himself.
Ohh.
- [ Coughs ] - Mmm. Maybe we should air it out a little.
- What a glorious day to be that man's foot. - [ Kiss ]
- [ Scoffs ] - [ Glass Tapping ]
Get every dime. The Whifflesnops need new cummerbunds.
(GRUNTING)
- [ Rattling ] - Oh, how's that little rattle doing? [ Chuckles ]
- Good work. Now let's see who's having sex in the library. - Aw, they scrambled it.
- Will that really work? - Well, I assume so.
All right, now age the picture five years. That's him.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
I'm beginning to think this alumni party was just a ruse to get our money.
I know. Is phony major. [ Sobbing ]
- # Michael, row- row- Row the boat # - [ Feedback ]
# Now I see with total precision #
- If they don't have tabbouleh, what's your second choice? - They'll have tabbouleh.
I don't have any special powers. I am not a healer.
#We'll see you at Make Out Creek #
Well, I didn't, son. You did. God gave you the power.