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So he's stuck like this forever?
Oh, you just know what everyone should do, don't you, Marge?
Number of miracles performed by Bart, two. Number performed by Lisa, zero.
Oh, dear Lord.
- Aw. - Ohh.
Oh. Dad has the worst luck when he's drinking.
Yeah. And I got a bucket on my head.
sooooo frickin' much...
[ Gasps ] That would win the game.
- What? I can see fine. - [ Horns Honking ]
Ahh.
# So raise your voice and don't be shy #
# Come on up and testify ##
Ah, you two were great tonight. You didn't bite me or anything.
sooooo frickin' much
[ Chattering ]
Oh, Milhouse, this is my fault. I'm so sorry.
And as those lumbering ships of the gridiron sail off into our memories...
Oh. One million times.
- #Testify # - Oy!
You should do it with bold red letters.
Poor guy. He lost his leg.
That's nice. But maybe your homecoming float should have something to do with college.
Ohh.
[HUMS ROCK SONG]
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