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but was I told that it's untrue that people in Springfield have no faith?
my supply of homespun sayings is lower than a doodlebug in Aunt Tillie's root cellar.
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Laughing ]
The bucket came off Dad's head because the bright lights heated it...
- [ Groaning ] - Son, I'm afraid that leg is hanging by a thread.
Okay. I'll see what I can do. Heal. Heal.
Oh, now don't fret. These days the victims of comedy traumas, or ''traumadies''...
- The answer I'm looking for is yes. - Yes!
What have you got so far?
A field goal? Hmm, 1 9, 20, 21 -
Well, couldn't you try a nondelicious fat?
This calls for a prank. I see... a bucket.
He paralyzed his vocal cords cramming too many ''K'' sounds into a punch line.
[ All Shouting ]
# I was a sinner A real bad kid #
[ Grunting ]
# But now I've changed You can't deny #
Arr. Arr.
- I think Godzilla's bigger than Superman. - [ Scoffs ] It's not to scale.
- And I think there was some food on the fork. - Ew.
#And I owe it all to S.U. ##
- Hey, look out! He's nuts! - Look out!
- ## [ Beatboxing ] - [ All Cheering ]
Whoo! Good Lord.
Can you heal me? I can't breathe good and it makes me sleepy.
Okay, Lise.
##[ Drumbeat ]
gender studies!?
Ohh! The power of faith compels you. Heal.
Song's over, Milhouse. But you're welcome.
Nice doggie.
I'll change my oil soooo much
Never give them an opening.
- You went to Springfield U. You hate A&M. - So much.