Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, you know, I've never been so insulted in my entire life.

YOU SUFFER FOR YOUR S(C)OOP!

Yeah, I know. Me too.

You’re pushing your luck, little man.

I’d like to come back to the group.

Shane?! If I'd known Shane was the poster I never would have liked it! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces!

I have an armoire in my basement.

i had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called big daddy

What is this? You're kissing in my line?

- Bye, Schmoopie. - Bye, Schmoopie.

OH, MY GOD! I GOTTA SIT DOWN!

Medium turkey chili.

Hard to believe.

- You're gonna have to hold it. - I'm the guy on the sidewalk.

Yeah, it was very frightening.

No more shiny for you.

Mont Royal Bagel for you

You? No unicorn for you!

...I'm walking out of there with a bowl of soup.

You better decide, sister. You're on deck.

"Let the man make his soup."

I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.

Excuse me I think you forgot more players

Why would you not do it our way? NO FLIGHT FOR YOU!

What? What? Whose was it? Where'd you get it?

i had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called “big daddy”

No weather for you

Okay, we ready to go?

I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them.

One large miso soup to go.

Excuse Me I think you Forgot More Players

- Those two? Are you sure? - That's them.

- So continue. - My friend is awfully disappointed.

No unity for you! Next!

For my baby bluey.

So take it, it's yours.

Let me ask you something. Is it just me...

Do you hear yourself?

No coffee for you!

- Yes. - Never been a big fan.

I mean, why does he do that? Doesn't he know what a turnoff that is?

I gotta focus. I'm shifting into

When the temp gets below 70°... I'm shifting into soup mode

From the guy you callously refer to as the Soup Nazi.

Stop texting. I gotta focus. I’m shifting into VIKING mode.

...and then when they don't have it, he says, " I'll just have some coffee."