Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Medium turkey chili.

- Bye, Schmoopie. - Bye, Schmoopie.

You? No unicorn for you!

I mean, you know, I've never been so insulted in my entire life.

No coffee for you!

Shane?! If I'd known Shane was the poster I never would have liked it! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces!

Excuse me I think you forgot more players

OH, MY GOD! I GOTTA SIT DOWN!

What is this? You're kissing in my line?

I gotta focus. I'm shifting into

...I'm walking out of there with a bowl of soup.

Yeah, it was very frightening.

Stop texting. I gotta focus. I’m shifting into VIKING mode.

I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.

I mean, why does he do that? Doesn't he know what a turnoff that is?

- So continue. - My friend is awfully disappointed.

- Those two? Are you sure? - That's them.

- You're gonna have to hold it. - I'm the guy on the sidewalk.

"Let the man make his soup."

No weather for you

...and then when they don't have it, he says, " I'll just have some coffee."

Why would you not do it our way? NO FLIGHT FOR YOU!

Mont Royal Bagel for you

Let me ask you something. Is it just me...

i had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called “big daddy”

Okay, we ready to go?

Yeah, I know. Me too.

So take it, it's yours.

I have an armoire in my basement.

Hard to believe.

Excuse Me I think you Forgot More Players

Do you hear yourself?

No more shiny for you.

For my baby bluey.

You better decide, sister. You're on deck.

I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them.

You’re pushing your luck, little man.

No unity for you! Next!

From the guy you callously refer to as the Soup Nazi.

What? What? Whose was it? Where'd you get it?

i had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called big daddy

I’d like to come back to the group.

- Yes. - Never been a big fan.

One large miso soup to go.

YOU SUFFER FOR YOUR S(C)OOP!

When the temp gets below 70°... I'm shifting into soup mode