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and you're making decisions that I should be making.
- Hello, Schneider. Listen, have you... - Wow!
All right, let's do this.
And I just kept thinking about everything that she had to go through
Problem was, we hated onions.
and I was worried sick.
And all day long, she would slice onions...
She said she didn't want to go to church.
so she already knows the drill.
you beautiful weirdo.
So, uh, what's this history project you're working on?
Berto's mama, used to live with us...
Oh, wow. That must've been expensive.
And good to see you again, Elena's best friend, Carmen,
- but she's still not here. - What?
Well, you know how kids are.
and ask what happens
I know.
So, this Sunday, no church. End of discussion.
Puts a smile on your face.
I don't understand the difference, so please just let me have this.
Oh, yeah.
Working on it.
Schneider set it up. I think it's free.
Oh, come on. Es una cosita.
What, Mami? No, no. I wouldn't... I'm not gonna do...
and I'm gonna put my foot down and say this Sunday we're not going to church.
But don't worry, though. I got this. All three kids are fine.
Don't worry, papito, there is.
But you must keep your voice down,
When I get home, there's barely enough time to have a meal with the kids.
I wear it because you gave it to me.
so she threatened to throw live scorpions on her while she slept.
- And now you're off speaker. - Schneider!
Without you, we'd be on the street living in a cardboard box.
I still miss her.
Fine.