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and kiss on the cheek from your mom,
Alex is already using hair gel.
Well, when my family oasis blew up last night,
- Pouting. - Where's breakfast?
And, you know, soon they're gonna be out of the house.
I'm just not sure I wanna go to church...
Mami, we already have crosses everywhere.
Eh, I don't know.
I also... play Nintendo.
Stick girl is still up there.
I went into the break room and Serena Williams was on TV.
Ex-nanny. Now, stepmother.
and four living stepmothers...
Well...
Great. Now she's gonna send her flying monkeys after me.
Because I'm an ignorant, old woman married to prayer?
- What? - No, no!
it's gender-neutral, not a he or a she?
Like cinderella? No, cinderbuela.
Okay, now I'm worried.
Getting decorating ideas?
It's been weird.
Schneider, I gotta go.
- Thank you for understanding... - No!
You can't.
Yeah, you know, we'll talk about that later.
Where's breakfast?
Well, I'm competing with perfection here.
Kids...
Exactly. Or Sonia sotomayor... or death.
Yes. Wait, no. Wait... sometimes, okay?
Kind of a big deal around here.
Oh, that story never gets old.
Everyone has something that inspires them.
When you were deployed,
Mami, it's okay if we miss it one time. It's not gonna kill us.
You're kidding, right?
because you-know-who just put in new batteries.
Well...
And he did.