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Perfect.
Right! And the other is fornication.
Fresh horses!
Er, hel...hello...
Countess Caroline of Luxembourg,
as a little pig.
Ah, bienvenida a nuestro castillo.
Stupid peasant, all I want to do is marry your wife.
What, then?
What is happening, please?
That's why he took 500 off the dowry.
Just the two of us.
Er, Smith. I called about the ducking—stool fund.
You over here, and, My Lord, just there.
— ..take Edmund Plantagenet... — Yes, yes.
So be it.
Preferably their top halves from their bottom halves!
Percy, you were saying?
The castle of my body is yours, by right of conquest.
Therefore I've decided that you shall marry the Spanish Infanta!
Ah...
(Fanfare) Look out. Here she comes.
I'd like a word about the speech at your wedding.
My Lord, I bring a message. You are...
Yes, obviously. You're a messenger.
The slimy one. What's his name?
Yes, my dear, I think it is.
(Speaks emotionally)
"May you be the apple of your husband's eye.”
(Baldrick moans)
As I thought.
Right, now, Percy,
Princess Leia of Hungary, Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg,
Best not mentioned.
This is the cunning part...
Instead of saying "oink, oink",
Hello, Edmund.
her hair a cascade of perfect chestnut.
(Interpreter) Don't hold back, please, my little one.
You know I'd take any other way.
Bertha of Saxe—Coburg... and Jeremy of Estonia.
Yes, I believe we are.