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This might be the fumes talking, but I'm having fun right now.
He's also been going through a lot.
Maybe you shouldn't make fun of him. The guy just moved across the country.
-Hmm. -Maybe a tiger or a swan.
Why’d Anna make you an eagle anyway? No offense, but you're more like a mouse.
No, it's about you.
And you’re the “music’s too loud” guy!
This room is already filled with the stench of betrayal. I'm leaving.
"Hey, your nose looks like a shit nozzle."
I gave him my credit card and told him he could buy a new tuxedo
but maybe it's time for this playdate to be over.
I have some experience with sprinklers. I worked on a grounds crew.
What is your problem?
Great. Then I just have to get rid of one more person.
Oh.
And I get custody of the fort.
Yes, and we appreciate you for asking.
Hey,
If I can get the revised cost analysis for Green Lab by tomorrow, that'd be great.
Shrimp, milady?
to avoid the fact that your wife left you and that you miss her?
He's been slamming me all day. I need to have some fun with him.
He just needs to be handled with some diplomacy, because, you know--
we can just find stuff we like doing together.
-What if he asks where it's coming from? -Tell him we don't know.
Me too.
You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
Don't scare the monkeys!
Perhaps I'll scare them with a story about vegetables
-What kind of stuff? -It's my stuff. Don't worry about it.
Oh my God! I gotta get a picture.
Are you sure? Messing with people can have unintended consequences