Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?

Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.

that can disrupt the workplace.

Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.

Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,

Are you still mad about the joke I made?

-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.

-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.

That was really harsh.

My dad has the thin skin of a peach.

so I can use some help installing sprinklers.

I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.

It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,

What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?

So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?

You can't go home. There's too much to do.

Go milk yourself.

He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,

My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.