Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go screw your wives! You'll have to wake 'em up and tell 'em what you're doin', though.
Nice tail.
That is great. Great. Nice, nice.
- Sure, I'll fix you up. - Yeah? When?
Hey, McCarty.
But, Commissioner, she is only 17 years old.
Rex, shut up!
You guys are really funny.
Bubba Flavel, Mrs. Morris. Reverend Bubba Flavel.
Look man, this is coitus interruptus. In extremis.
- What kinda role you playin'? - I'm playin' a couple of roles, actually.
- I speak redemption. - Now!
exposing himself two years ago to his Bible school class and they hushed it up.
- Yeah. - Then your hood's on straight, stupid!
What is the problem?
She's ruined.
You're kidding!
John's always waited for us to get here before he came out to the road. We didn't know.
- Every day? - Every day. 5:10 every day.
Come on, guys. Let's get serious. This is art here.
standing up and fighting for what you think is right.
Bye, Reverend.
Who got my cherry?
Well, he's pretending to be a girl.
You did a mighty fine job on him, Eustace!
- So we're gonna see the broad tonight? - Tonight, right.
"The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve;
OK, come on.
Oh, boy.
"Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?"
Barf inspector comin' through! Excuse me. Careful.
Some of the fruitcakes in the band didn't know what to do.
Now, this Zemel has been used to chop off literally hundreds of foreskins.
Come on, shit for brains!
- All right, let's get on with it. - You're not gettin' on with anything.
I'm gonna sue you! Where are my lawyers?
Let's hope so.
It looks great, Pee Wee.
Hey, you guys, how they hangin'?
play a big fairy. That's a lot of fairies.
Turner!
Shakespeare is trash! I'll give proof. Listen to this!
Would you put cow puckeys in these children's mouths, Mrs. Morris?
- Look at the size of that snatchi - Oh, Mother.
That's wonderful. Thank you very much.
Hey, Pee Wee!
Hey, mayor! If you had a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flyin' fuck.
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
Oh, Bobby.
Shit.
Trump His MAGA'ts followers
- That a deal? - Yeah, now that's fair, ain't it?
- Graveyard Gloria, my ass. - I wonder where he dug her up?
Holy shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!
It was so romantic. I was a Brownie in his wife's Girl Scout troop.
That's what she said about you last night.
- She's in a frenzy. - She's rabid.
I figure she whispers a lot, being from a library and all.
What's that, Thomas?
Now in consideration of your status in the community,
Bye.
You presume correctly.
You can't get a girl's cherry twice.
No, I never read that one, Meat.
- How do you do? - How are you? Great school. Great.