Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please make it mine.
You know how I got my reputation?
Did Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
County Commissioner of Seward County and a very big deal.
Thank you, brothers, for that inspirational hymn about Jesus.
Look at them dirty redskins attacking that poor, defenseless cross.
Just pretending? OK.
Boogie, boogie. boogie!
County Commissioner of Seward County, and a very big deal.
I mean, the original mattress-back.
Holy war!
- Yeah but she's really hot Timmy! - Pee Wee, I'm getting hot.
Where's Stiffy? Stiffy!
Any friend of yours is a friend of ours.
I don't know. What do you say? Do you wanna give her a shot?
The bowels of perdition.
Quick thinking, Turner. Good job, son.
Who's that guy?
Well, Reverend. What is the problem now?
My bounty is as boundiess as the sea,
Lift high his royal banner.
Or ifthou think'st i be too quickly won, i'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay.
Midsummer Night's Dream. Act V. Scene I.
It's a character. It's a friend of Oberon's. He's like a... a little forest ranger.
OK. I'm ready.
Ifwe have unearned luck So to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
That's Hollywood.
Tomorrow night? Well now wait a minute, it might take me
Just a little rat snake.
You better take me to his table pronto.
you're the first people I intend to forget.
His kingdom for a sword!
Morris, the last time you got any action was with your fist. You know, Rosie Palm.
This is Shakespeare. It is not filth.
Oh boy, you know I would. Why, whatcha got in mind?
- Right after the election, hm? - Yeah.
- Nice horn, buddy. - Love your dress, Meat.
Well, he's pretending to be a girl.
Current Mood
Big Edna?
I understand how you feel. Now, please listen.
She's in a frenzy. - She's rabid.
- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock.
charging the Angel Beach High drama club
Flavel's got a few votes under his thumb,
to halt our production of the scenes from Shakespeare.
- He's a Seminole. - Observant, Tim. Real observant.
It's like the hip bone connected to the thigh
Don'tjust lie there all spread-eagled like that. It looks obscene.
God damn you, you...
Well Reverend, we're not the school board. The
Excuse me.
Make it mine. Make it mine.
Well first, I'm gonna have to get into shape.
Only worse.
"And thy navel is like a rounded goblet which wanteth not liquor. "
- Hey, Stemrick. - Yeah?
You care nothing about matters of the spirit.
- Madame, we'll wait. - That will be grand.
- We're sorry Pee Wee. What's your offer? - Forget it. Billy, let's go.
- Puck? A little forest ranger? - Yes.
- Oh, God. How did you know that? - Everybody knows that. That's right.
We thought you might like to meet a friend of ours.
- She's hot, man. She is really hot. - That's what you said, Pee Wee.
Come on, Edna. A big girl like you takes a lot of men to keep you satisfied, right?
Hey, mayori if you get yourself one of those capes
Hope this cheers you up
- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock.
Shakespeare. The... play.
- Lady, by yonder biessed moon... - O swear not by the moon...
- What do you want? - Is Gloria in?
I'm getting hot and I really mean it.
So sayeth the flock.
This is the most disgusting display I have ever seen.
We were the voice cryin' in the wilderness.
In fact, if I don't get next to a man soon, I'm gonna be in real trouble.
He's pissed as shit and lookin' for Pee Wee everywhere.
- Piease Madame, please. What is the problem
- Hey, you Klan pricks! - OK, guys. Let's go.
And damn'd be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"
A sword!
Bubba!
I hope this is better than the last one.