Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're getting me in trouble with Mother.

Can put out the fire.

Oh, Mrs. Morris. I'd like you to meet His Honor Mayor John G. Abernathy.

I was asking who's the biggest pushover in school. You know what everybody said?

Why, do you realize I was only 14 when we first met?

You could be the biggest fairy of 'em all.

Where's Mickey?

did you get my cherry again?

No I'm not kidding. Commissioner Mason was caught

- Hi. I'm Pee Wee Morris. - I know.

That's pretty good, huh?

You are... je Ne sais quoi...

If a woman dies while you're boffing her, you're considered an accomplice.

Bye-bye, Pee Wee. See you later!

It's your little snatchy-poo!

I got it all worked out for you all right.

I was afraid you were gonna misunderstand.

We'll most certainly have to retire this Zemel after this job.

- OK, Friday night. Good night Gloria. - See you later, boys.

to bring this corruption to a halt.

You should have seen her last year at the Elks Club.

- When? - How about lunchtime?

- He's going to shit. - So am I.

Reverend, here is the Bible. Now... Now, listen.

Listen, how would you like to get back at Turner for that Cherry Forever gag?

- What are you up to? - Revenge. What are you up to?

like a jerk, my mother thinks I shouldn't mind either.

Aw, shit! They're all fuckin' Indians.

- This is more fun than puttin' on a play. - Bite your tongue.

We'll discuss it however. I'll get back to you.

As you know, we've got an election coming up in a couple of weeks.

And every time your lips meet mine.

All tuckered out from playin' hardball Commissioner?

"And Abraham was 90 years old and nine

Step by step... by step.

- It sounds like dirty pool to me. - Well...

I know what he's trying to accomplish.

Know it? He lives it.

Thomas! Hold it, Thomas!

He's takin' me to a nice, discreet restaurant down in Miami.

Oh Pee Wee! Oh!

Louisville tit? What did he say?

Oh Mrs. Morris.

OK, guys, be careful.

Hey, Turner, suck my wand!

All he's done is petitioned the school board for a hearing.

Yeah. We've gotta protect Pee Wee.

Everybody oughta learn to run from big colored guys with machetes.

Good luck in the election. I'll see you at the polls.

All right. That's it.

She's hot Todd, she's really hot. That's what you said Pee Wee.

Yeah. Couldn't forget that.

we've imported a very special gentleman to give you your clip.

These learned people, the Righteous Flock, in their infinite wisdom,

- Are you OK? - I take it that was a no.

Yet I will try the last.

- She's gettin' stiff already. - So are you, Meat.

Whilst the screech owl, screeching loud,

Sister Balbricker. Open your book. You play the woman's part.

Right. Now the school board's not up for reelection,

- It figures. Big Edna. - I mean big. Six foot.

- So. What are we gonna do? - William, there's only one thing to do.

Hurts like heck.

Oh, shit, Steve.

Just pretend Reverend Flavel and the county commissioners aren't out there.

Well, that's good casting.

You know, a real push over.

You don't like snakes?

Hold your splits, girls. Hold your splits.

And believe me there's no question about what's right here. I think this is ridiculous.

Yeah, well, that's not what she told me.