Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's this supposed to mean?
Here's what we'll do.
In a spin.
- So we take this snake... - Jesus Christ! What the hell you doin'?!
You don't think he's gonna stick ya for a 50-cent drink, for piss sakes?
are unfit to be performed by our students and too indecent to be viewed by you.
I wanna feel your arms around me.
Oh, my God.
Maybe I'll get invited to the opening night?
Hey waiter!
Don't be sick.
What in the world...?
Yeah, you don't wanna do that.
Well, get me a drink. It's my birthday today.
- That's what I was tryin' to tell 'em. - Well, you were right.
Listen, I promised to set Turner and some of the guys up with some pussy ya know?
Listen, You get a lot of action, just like me.
So you're playin' a big fairy?
Get this. By day, a mild-mannered librarian.
- Who wants her? - We wanna talk some business.
That young man is not of the American persuasion.
- Oh we can't do that. - Why not?
So, Gloria, have you read any good books lately?
- What is this? - Nothin'.
A forest ranger? In Shakespeare?
Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken your principal is being notified right now
Oh, don't worry. Commissioner Gebhardt'll pay for it.
- Hey, Casanova! - Hey, stud, how does it feel?
WaaSSaaBBii
Look, you guys, when I become a big star and I'm rubbing elbows with Ava Gardner,
Tiil every foe is vanquished.
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
What a dump! We're leaving.
As I was sayin'...
- Bye, Pee Wee. - Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
- Hey, baby. How's tricks? - You talkin' to me?
- Pee We'll go to jail. - Jail?
He intends to put his tongue in a woman's tail.
Man, this is ridiculous.
Thank you. I don't like to have to say this, but I don't want you to be too distressed
Miss Balbricker. To what do I owe this pleasure?
"I could munch your good dry oats. "
that the school board has okayed the evening of Shakespeare.
The minute you hear the word "graveyard"...
Steve!
"We" is Brian and me. And what do you mean, how
- Absolutely right. - Meat, you wanna grab that body?
Some guy you don't know at summer camp.
What piece of ass is this?
Hey, the door. Right.
Can we have your autograph?
- Yes, they will. - No, they won't.
- But not by choice. - Turner, how about gobblin' myjoint?
- You're gonna have to live with this! - Yeah. Amen.
What, you may ask, is a Mohel? Good question. A Mohel is a Jewish barber.
- Well? - Didn't we tell you?
t's not my fault your Mom's a drama teacher.
Bobby. Baby.
Bobby, I think I'm gonna be... sick.
- You're sure? - Yeah.
Mr. Carter, there's a mob here to see you.
- You're still rehearsing. - Yeah...
Are thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
Oh, yes. I know, that's the official position of the academic community. However...
Sit down, Ansell. Sit down.
Wow! Look at that fancy costume!
It's my birthday today!
Solomon 7, verse 2.
- It's the goddamn grave robbers again. - I'm gonna blow their fuckin' heads off.
Hey that's funny. I mean it's not as funny as your face, but it's funny.
Nowhere do I find the likes of this.
- It is Mrs. Morris, is it not? - The last time I looked.
and Jeremiah and Malachi and Matthew and Mark and Luke and John.
- Is everything all set? - All set.
Look at them tits.
Front row, center.
OK, guys. What are we gonna do?
I don't think so.
I'm dying for it. But wait.
Boy, it sure tastes better goin' down.
You saucy little devil.
Maybe it doesn't work for a couple of days after you get laid.
Hey, where's my cherry?
jhh
All right, who's supposed to be next?