Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God.
Steve!
- Well? - Didn't we tell you?
So, Gloria, have you read any good books lately?
What piece of ass is this?
are unfit to be performed by our students and too indecent to be viewed by you.
- Hey, baby. How's tricks? - You talkin' to me?
Listen, You get a lot of action, just like me.
Listen, I promised to set Turner and some of the guys up with some pussy ya know?
- You're gonna have to live with this! - Yeah. Amen.
Don't be sick.
- Is everything all set? - All set.
All right, who's supposed to be next?
Nowhere do I find the likes of this.
It's my birthday today!
- What is this? - Nothin'.
That young man is not of the American persuasion.
- You're sure? - Yeah.
What's this supposed to mean?
Boy, it sure tastes better goin' down.
What in the world...?
Oh, yes. I know, that's the official position of the academic community. However...
The minute you hear the word "graveyard"...
- Oh we can't do that. - Why not?
What, you may ask, is a Mohel? Good question. A Mohel is a Jewish barber.
Miss Balbricker. To what do I owe this pleasure?
You saucy little devil.
Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken your principal is being notified right now
I don't think so.
jhh
What a dump! We're leaving.
He intends to put his tongue in a woman's tail.
Well, get me a drink. It's my birthday today.
"We" is Brian and me. And what do you mean, how
Hey that's funny. I mean it's not as funny as your face, but it's funny.
So you're playin' a big fairy?
I'm dying for it. But wait.
- Yes, they will. - No, they won't.
- Who wants her? - We wanna talk some business.
- Hey, Casanova! - Hey, stud, how does it feel?
- It's the goddamn grave robbers again. - I'm gonna blow their fuckin' heads off.
- But not by choice. - Turner, how about gobblin' myjoint?
Look, you guys, when I become a big star and I'm rubbing elbows with Ava Gardner,
A forest ranger? In Shakespeare?
Front row, center.
Yeah, you don't wanna do that.
Maybe I'll get invited to the opening night?
- Pee We'll go to jail. - Jail?
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Bobby, I think I'm gonna be... sick.
Oh, don't worry. Commissioner Gebhardt'll pay for it.
Get this. By day, a mild-mannered librarian.
Here's what we'll do.
and Jeremiah and Malachi and Matthew and Mark and Luke and John.
Thank you. I don't like to have to say this, but I don't want you to be too distressed
Mr. Carter, there's a mob here to see you.
- You're still rehearsing. - Yeah...
- So we take this snake... - Jesus Christ! What the hell you doin'?!
WaaSSaaBBii
Man, this is ridiculous.
- Absolutely right. - Meat, you wanna grab that body?
Hey waiter!
Are thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
- That's what I was tryin' to tell 'em. - Well, you were right.
- Bye, Pee Wee. - Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
As I was sayin'...
I wanna feel your arms around me.
"I could munch your good dry oats. "
that the school board has okayed the evening of Shakespeare.
Hey, the door. Right.
- It is Mrs. Morris, is it not? - The last time I looked.
Can we have your autograph?
t's not my fault your Mom's a drama teacher.
Look at them tits.
Bobby. Baby.
Some guy you don't know at summer camp.
Hey, where's my cherry?
Wow! Look at that fancy costume!
OK, guys. What are we gonna do?
In a spin.
Sit down, Ansell. Sit down.
You don't think he's gonna stick ya for a 50-cent drink, for piss sakes?
Maybe it doesn't work for a couple of days after you get laid.
Tiil every foe is vanquished.
Solomon 7, verse 2.