Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hope we're terrible best friends forever.

Let me break this down for you in terms you understand.

Hello? Mom took an interest in something you love.

...and they did.

I mean, Double Dare tore us apart.

and every few seconds,

Both of you... Out!

Simplifying, there's offense and defense.

(LAUGHING) Touchdown!

Only the country's hottest game show.

What... What is this? What are you doing?

And they each handled an Eagles loss in their own special way.

¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶

Ugh! Look at those grass stains.

What kind of a farkakte game show is this?

Aah! That's it!

So, what? You're just gonna tell her to go away?

Let's start with the basics. This is the quarterback.

Bro, you don't have a prayer.

so it'd be wrong of me to complain.

Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life,

While my Double Dare dreams had been dashed,

Guess we should call her "Smart Amy".

jammin' out to our Panasonic portable sound system,

ADULT ADAM: This '80s toy monster truck was their typical lifeline,

Looks like you two are the team to beat.

Stay back! Don't clean it up!

Let me get this straight.

Nothing wins people over more than an adorable old man.

These are the linemen, receivers, running back.

Lashing out because the Eagles lost?

The flag is under the giant pad of butter!

In fact, leave all the talking to me.

Hey, buddy. Got you a new burger flipper.

several heartbroken days of utter depression.

I'm talking graduation, college, law school.