Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We got to fire the coach
As I was losing a best friend...
and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton.
You were right.
(CLEARS THROAT) Please move.
Why won't anyone answer me? What are you people hiding?
to an out-of-state university.
We've set up a practice course
What... Like yakking on the phone, shopping,
Turns out learning football just ruined it for my dad.
I made it home!
The Yankee Doodles.
Turns out losing out on Double Dare
But...
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
That was before you made a mess of this course.
Tryouts for what?
Let's all just not talk until the Eagles win, okay?
(SIGHS)
Well, that would be ridiculous
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most.
Well, you make a great team...
That's it. Season's over.
Go, greeny birds!
Bevy, please! Come on! Dear lord, no!
I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo.
and for me, football is that time.
You're picking your grandfather over me? Seriously?
I interrupt you with a question
Couldn't ask for a better partner.
Do your idiot dance!
You just stick with your feetball.
mostly due to its retractable claws for stability.
Sure, they get messy, and sometimes you fumble,
Or the end zone.
Kee-ya! What the hell!
What happened the first Sunday after we got married,
You know mom. It'll crush her.
We should be partners.
Are the players married to the cheerleaders?
Good god, mom did it!
Also, what's Double Dare?
What happens in this house has no impact on the game.
Only one way to find out.