Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How was school? - Great.

I told him he was crazy, you wouldn't do that, you weren't a thief.

Nothing? You just woke up this morning...

I'm just saying that if you need any help, I'm here.

- But wait. You need keys. - No, I don't.

Focus on him. What are you going to do about him?

If you want to get him something inflatable, make it a blonde.

- Where is he? I want to meet him. - He's out.

Just counting how many questions till we hit 20.

Hi. I'm Lorelai.

- How long is he staying? - I don't know. Indefinitely.

and so I said yes.

Arturo would cut her the extra-large lamb chops...

and decided to buy every food item in the world...

Sookie made you some grilled cheese if you don't like pot roast.

- Where are you going? - Out.

- You want some? - Okay.

- Nice. - I want everything to be perfect.

That is very generous of you.

What do you think?

- So that's Jess. - Yep.

since he became captain of the lacrosse team.

and my mother wanted me to be President.

What do you want from me?

It's not quite up to the repaving piece yet, but I'll get it there.

Paris, you should be very proud of the team you've assembled.

I just want you to know...

- You've read this before. - About 40 times.

- Sorry. - No, I just...

Yeah, I'm working. What do you think I'm doing?

The eternal question springs up again.

Too much? I forgot the garlic bread.

Any place you wouldn't naturally find a coin.

- You have my sympathies. - Thanks. I appreciate that.

- What? - I'm sorry.

on the students' favorite teacher from the previous year.

If he knocks over a liquor store, it's going to be your fault.

I wanted to be a clown.

- Just the paper stuff. The rest was good. - I'm glad to hear it.

'you're so much better off, just give it a chance' speech.

You know, your mom thinks this is...

If it doesn't work properly I'll have to get a new one.

That sounds like your mom.

You're either really naive or you're getting some.

I thought that's what you'd want me to do.

But me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids.

Six have gone on to the Washington Post.

- This is weird. - Yeah, it is.

Where's his dad?

I'll see you tomorrow at the diner for your Danish, right?

- Sounds great. - Sure does.