Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You learn anything good? - Yeah, tons of things.
It's fine if you'll build a moat around the diner...
I'm sorry, back up to the weekends.
I could be the first editor in the history of the Franklin...
- You should think about this. - There's nothing to think about.
I really wanted to be your stepfather.
- Yes, I want the interview. - Good.
What interview with Max?
something with more meat to it.
So listen, Lorelai, you met her today, remember?
Maybe I should make grilled cheese.
It's 10 minutes from your school. How much do you love me?
- You can't just... - I can just.
I'd like to start our year off with a profile...
Meaning you had them sit under a tree and glue rocks together.
I've lived in this town my entire life, I still can't believe it.
Luke's nephew's here and I thought we could try...
If you want to spend the precious energy that you would spend on the paper...
and expect the rest to take care of itself. That won't work.
- How old is he? - Seventeen.
- It's going on the list. - My God, that list is getting long.
- Occasionally make eye contact. - I can avoid that.
- what from me? - I'm trying to help you!
You're incredibly lucky to have him.
- I've been there. - You have?
- I have some homework to finish. - Okay.
A 17-year-old who's been in trouble and is being shipped off...
You want me to tell her that?
Anyhow, I guess you'll just call her when you feel like it.
- Tomorrow isn't Danish day. - Just be there.
- I don't really know how to act. - I'm not sure of that myself.
it will say that I worked on the Franklin.
I mean, this is the Franklin...
You don't know anything about me, or my life, or my mom, or Luke.
- unless he bought me another candy. - Which I bet he did.
- Sort of. - What's he like?
Try turning it around.
on the teacher voted most popular from last year.
- Your sister's moving here? - No.
Planning on burning a little Huck Finn after lunch?
No, I'm sure she put at least five or six minutes of thought into it.
Chinese herbs, self-help books...
So, that was quite a disappearing act you pulled the other night.
Because it's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow.
You can't order crispy fries without first ordering fries.
- We're wasting time here. - Take a seat.
I'm just saying that we should look at this like life.